Pregnant and Sent Back Ten Years

[Childhood friends to lovers + pregnancy + mild coercion + running away while pregnant + he runs, he chases] ＊A little melodramatic; the seme isn’t right in the head Older seme who pretends to be composed but is secretly flirtatious and possessive x pampered, sensitive uke with a big-daughter temperament, a married-man type 1. He transmigrates ten years into the past while carrying a baby. The child’s dad is still just his buddy. To protect his fragile friendship with his childhood friend, Shi Yan decides to hide the fact that he’s pregnant. He has to sneak off alone for every prenatal checkup. He turns down his childhood friend’s invitations so many times, thinking he’s covered his tracks perfectly. Then he turns around and discovers that the whole school knows he’s been to the obstetrics department. Would you believe me if I said I didn’t cheat? 2. Lu Yuzhou has been in a foul mood lately. His childhood friend, whom he’s cared for since they were little, has started avoiding him and often goes out alone without letting him come along. He strongly suspects his wife has found himself another dog. It’s only when he sees a photo on the school forum that Lu Yuzhou realizes things are worse than he thought. His wife got someone else pregnant behind his back! Lu Yuzhou falls apart. Lu Yuzhou goes crazy. He even tries to lock Shi Yan up to break them apart. But his wife protects his belly and backs away, eyes red, insisting that he’s carrying Lu Yuzhou’s baby. ...Does he think he’s an idiot? Men can’t get pregnant! Besides, he’s never even touched Shi Yan. How could he be carrying a baby? 3. He fails to lock him up, and his wife runs away. Lu Yuzhou goes completely mad. He travels a thousand miles to find Shi Yan, just so he can bite him and leave a hole in his heart. But he never expects that the wife who was arguing with him and full of energy one moment will collapse from severe bleeding the next. At the hospital, he learns that everything his wife said was true. He really is pregnant, and he nearly miscarried. As he signs the critical-condition notice, Lu Yuzhou’s hand shakes so badly he can barely hold the pen. Day after day, he prays to the heavens. Please let my Yanyan wake up. He won’t ask about anyone else ever again. He just wants Shi Yan to wake up. And so, with his own hands, he shackles himself in the name of protection. He takes care of his wife while stepping up to raise the baby as if it were someone else’s. Lu Yuzhou grinds his back teeth almost to dust. It’s only one day, when he sees Shi Yan’s diary, that he finally remembers where the baby came from. Lu Yuzhou: I’m the other man? 4. His childhood-friend wife seems even clingier during pregnancy. He wants Lu Yuzhou to feed him, dress him, and even help him bathe. Lu Yuzhou looks at his pregnant wife in his arms, holding himself back until the veins at his temples bulge. In the middle of the night, he sneaks up, clutching his wife’s pajamas and breathing in the lingering milky scent. He silently berates himself, yet enjoys every second of it. So fragrant, so fragrant. My wife smells so good. Following the scent, he climbs onto the bed, searching for an even richer milky fragrance. 5. Shi Yan notices that after his childhood friend found out he was pregnant, he started behaving himself and stopped sticking to him every day. Shi Yan thinks he’s finally acting like a decent person, but then turns around and sees him clutching his clothes. He seems even more perverted now. In the middle of the night, Shi Yan is sleeping soundly when he suddenly feels uncomfortable in the chest. He thinks it’s a normal pregnancy symptom, but then, in a daze, hears a breathless sound that makes his face burn. Wait, wait! That hurts! Lu Yuzhou pays him no mind and keeps going, talking all the while: “Wifey, after the baby’s born, you can’t play favorites. I get Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday, and the baby gets Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.” “Wifey, have lots of people had a taste? How come they’re so big? Did that bastard other man climb into your bed at night too? Damn it, I want to kill him.” Lu Yuzhou smacks his lips. Shi Yan: ...Yeah, yeah, you’re right about everything, but I want to slap you to death. 6. Dealing with a college guy as hard as diamond is already exhausting. Who’d have thought the old pervert would wake up too? Old pervert: Wifey, you can’t play favorites! You have to make it up to me. The college guy wakes up the next morning: Wifey, you played favorites again. I want some too! Shi Yan: ...Help, help! Once Lu Yuzhou remembers everything, he finally realizes the baby his wife is carrying is his. But he’s still jealous, and every time he asks whether he’s more impressive or the version of him from ten years in the future is. Shi Yan: ...Leave me alone. “If you don’t answer, I’ll keep going!” [Daily updates this week, new chapter at 6 p.m. After signing, updates every day. Lots of chapters stockpiled!] [Reader's guide] 1. They only have each other; childhood friends to lovers; older seme 2. Lu Yuzhou will later regain his memories from ten years in the future, and there’s a reason Shi Yan transmigrated 3. Real men give birth; this is just a setting of my own 4. The seme has always raised the uke as his wife, but the uke is oblivious. After transmigrating, he’ll gradually figure it out 5. Both leads have flaws in their personalities. The story focuses on the couple 6. Not a normal fluffy romance. The seme can be extreme sometimes, so please don’t bash the characters 7. There’s a side couple, but they won’t get much page time and exist to support the main characters Blurb for the next upcoming novel My Kids Are All Geniuses in the Cultivation World, please add it to your collection! Cheerful, carefree, stubborn-as-a-bull demonic cultivator uke x outwardly virtuous, ruthless-path cultivator seme who’s repressed himself to the point of madness [Running away pregnant in the cultivation world + Why are all the new generation’s geniuses my kids?] 1. Deng Suiyi was a demonic cultivator born in a sacred land. Mischievous by nature, he loved stirring up trouble, but the ruthless-path cultivator Xiao Wangchen kept him cooped up and wouldn’t let him go out. He could only sneak out to have fun. When he got hurt, he’d slink back to find someone to treat him, only to be met with even rougher handling. After their constant entanglements, that once-holy land had become a den of depravity for the two of them. Seeing how thoroughly he’d turned the sacred land upside down, Deng Suiyi felt both guilty and exhilarated. But he soon stopped smiling. He discovered he was pregnant! If Xiao Wangchen restricted his freedom this much when there was no baby, just imagine what he’d be like once there was one! Deng Suiyi decided on the spot: Run! 2. The problem was, Deng Suiyi had no money, no strength, and only a pretty face that could fool people. On top of that, he was a demonic cultivator everyone wanted to beat up. How was he supposed to survive in a cultivation world full of powerful experts? Luckily, even cultivators can’t resist a pretty face. His smooth talk and stunning looks helped him get by reasonably well. But why did someone always pop up to stop anyone who tried to get close to him? Especially the first disciple of the head of the immortal sects, a big shot in the sword-cultivation world, a rising genius among the rogue cultivators, and even a new young disciple from the Buddhist sect. Why was everyone stopping him from flirting with people? Come on, I may love flirting, but I’m not interested in you! Besides, I’ve got an unborn baby in my belly. His father is terrifying. I’m afraid he’ll slap you all to death. 3. Strange. They stopped him from getting together with anyone else, but they didn’t stop Xiao Wangchen from being with him. They even went out of their way to inform on him. In the middle of the night, Deng Suiyi is sleeping soundly when he suddenly hears someone call him Mother. Startled, he wakes up at once. Instead, he sees several figures running away in a panic. Deng Suiyi: ...I really can give birth, but I can’t have this many babies! Their father must have worked way too hard. The kids, almost discovered, gather together and scold one another. The senior disciple: I told you to keep your voice down. You woke Mother up. The sword cultivator: You were the loudest one. The genius: Careful, or Father will come teach you a lesson. The young disciple: So Mother really is this beautiful! Big Brother, you need to improve your painting skills! Then the kids’ father arrives and gives each of them a smack on the head. Don’t scare your mother. He’s still carrying your little brother. 4. Later, Deng Suiyi accidentally stumbles into an immortal realm, opens a vortex gate, and releases evil spirits, plunging the world into chaos. The elders of the various sects decide to capture him alive and sacrifice him to Heaven. On the day of the execution, the geniuses from each sect rush over to stop them, calling the demonic cultivator Mother! What a disgrace to their sects! The next moment, the heavens display an extraordinary vision. The sun and moon rise together, and flowers bloom from withered bones. The demonic cultivator is about to give birth! What a shameless libertine, the crowd curses. But then Xiao Wangchen, who had withdrawn from the world centuries ago, suddenly appears at the execution ground and snatches the demonic cultivator away in full view of everyone. Theme: Anything is possible.