The Arrogant Alien Overlord Attacks
In the interstellar age, raising a "human" from an undeveloped planet is the most fashionable pastime at the moment. As an interstellar commander suffering from depression, he originally scorned such fragile, squeamish, carbon-based creatures that would die easily, until a friend forced him to use a skinny earth male for pet therapy.
At first, he felt that the pet was too high-maintenance and had poor intelligence.
Not only did he refuse to read the preschool education books he kindly bought, but he also threw all the high-end toys he gave him into the water. But as a "generous and patient" owner, he tolerated his pet's stupidity generously.
He built a miniature ecological garden with an artificial sun in the bedroom for humans; he bought expensive mini furniture and clothing for humans; even when he noticed that his pet was suffocating, he very considerately tied the small things to the shelf and personally helped "solve" its strong physiological needs.
He thought that under his careful care, the little thing had been completely tamed and even started to know how to be grateful. Until one day, this "illiterate" little pet who didn't even want to read a word secretly made a spear out of stones and branches, and pointed it at him with red eyes and gnashing teeth.
Alien Overlord (elatedly): Oh my God, he can actually make his own toys to play with me! So cute, give me a kiss as a reward!
The disarmed and forcibly kissed human being (face turned ashen): ... Destroy this pervert who cannot understand human language.
Much later, when pet experts across the planet issued red warnings, claiming that this human's aggressiveness and mental state were extremely dangerous. The aloof former commander still firmly believes that they are just jealous of his having a lively and cute earthling who can also make homemade toys.
Intent: True love is not condescending and caring, but respect and understanding that looks at the soul levelly.
