You Said I'm Pregnant with a Kitten?

The arrogant and nonsensical boss is attacked by the affectionate and paranoid loyal dog Maine Coon cat. Qisnian, the leader of the organization. In his understanding, the only place for a sinful person like him to go after death is hell. But when he opened his eyes again, what he saw was not a mountain of swords and a sea of ​​fire, but a spotless white ceiling and a Maine Coon cat nurse with cat ears. This is the "Orc Heaven Hospital", and Qisnian has become the only human in the Orc Heaven. The nurse spirit responsible for taking care of him is a Maine Coon cat orc with a height of over 1.9 Meters and black hair. He was cold and rigorous, even a little paranoid, but he stayed by his bedside every night with eyes that were almost pleading and sad. "The residents here are even allocated houses? That's really good. After all, it's heaven, much better than a place where people live." "..." "Then should I go back to my home? Where is my house? Where can I get the key?" "You are thinking too much. You are not a resident here. There is no room for you here." "No, no room for me?" Qisinian, who was homeless after being discharged from the hospital, was taken home by Ling and started living together... -----Funny daily clips----- Street office: Ling pointed at Qisinian and said, "This man insists on coming here to have a look. He said he wants to ask if he can settle down here and get a house." "Oh, that's right. Sorry, humans don't have the right to live here, so they can't get a house." "Am I really a gangster now? Then... Can I work?" "You can't work either." Come on, go home and be a pretty boy! *Lightning protection: The content contains cross-species love and pregnancy plots, please read at your own discretion ---------------------------------------- This is the dividing line. Below is the same series of funny cat articles. ---------------------------------------- Book title: Is the prince a cat? [Wearing books] Yu Chixiu entered an ancient plot novel and became a helpless cannon fodder in the bitter cold of the Yan Dynasty's Aorong vassal state. His immediate boss is the NPC in the original book, the ruthless and ruthless King Tuoba Lin who is said to be able to tear apart monsters with his bare hands. Yu Chixiu, who was forced to take office, trembled in the murderous aura of King Aorong every day. Until he casually complained to a black mysterious cat: It would be great if the prince were a cat, so that being on duty would not be so painful. The next day, the terrifying Aorong King changed. He began to stare closely at the sword spike dangling from the old general's waist; He began to frantically catch the mottled sun shadows on the study floor; He would use that handsome and cold face to rub hard into the crook of Yu Chixiu's neck... Yu Chixiu, a senior "cat slave" with 23 years of experience, collapsed: It's over! This gaping mouth actually cursed the prince into a cat! With a heavy sense of guilt, Yu Chixiu decided to take responsibility and serve the prince wholeheartedly as his "cat master". He diligently smoothed his hair and trimmed his nails cautiously. In order to deal with the flying black hair, he also made a "wooden hair roller" overnight. He thought he was making up for his mistakes and was doing his duty as a humble "shocker". Little did they know, the Tuoba royal family of the Aorong Kingdom had kept a secret for generations - they had inherited the bloodline of the ancient Nine-Life Black Cat from generation to generation. The prince was not cursed by himself at all, he was just a natural big black cat! ------------------------------------------ This is the dividing line. Below is the preview of aliens and earthlings. ------------------------------------------ Book title: Daily life of being raised by high-dimensional aliens Arrogant Alien Overlord Attack In the interstellar age, raising a "human" from an undeveloped planet is the most fashionable pastime at the moment. As an interstellar commander suffering from depression, he originally scorned such fragile, squeamish, carbon-based creatures that would die easily, until a friend forced him to use a skinny earth male for pet therapy. At first, he felt that the pet was too high-maintenance and had poor intelligence. Not only did he refuse to read the preschool education books he kindly bought, but he also threw all the high-end toys he gave him into the water. But as a "generous and patient" owner, he tolerated his pet's stupidity generously. He built a miniature ecological garden with an artificial sun in the bedroom for humans; he bought expensive mini furniture and clothing for humans; even when he noticed that his pet was suffocating, he very considerately tied the small things to the shelf and personally helped it "solve" its strong biological needs. He thought that under his careful care, the little thing had been completely tamed and even started to know how to be grateful. Until one day, this "illiterate" little pet who didn't even want to read a word secretly made a spear out of stones and branches, and pointed it at him with red eyes and gnashing teeth. Alien Overlord (elatedly): Oh my God, he can actually make his own toys to play with me! So cute, give me a kiss as a reward! The disarmed and forcibly kissed human being (face turned ashen): ... Destroy this pervert who cannot understand human language. Much later, when pet experts across the planet issued red warnings, claiming that this human's aggressiveness and mental state were extremely dangerous. The aloof former commander still firmly believes that they are just jealous of his having a lively and cute earthling who can also make homemade toys. Mission: Every life deserves to be treated with tenderness