Does the Jujutsu High Snarker Have to Be Everyone's Crush?

Your technique can summon powerful people with unfinished business. Fail, and you’ll pay with your life.

By your second year at Jujutsu High, you finally succeed.

White hair, a sweet tooth, and a completely laid-back attitude.

“That’s right, you’re Gojo…”

“The universe’s number-one natural-permed samurai!”

“Huh?”

The tormented student Gojo has had enough:

Don’t just bring back some random white-haired guy because you can’t have me, okay?!

Hunted down and secretly sentenced to death, you fulfill Gintoki’s wish and keep summoning.

Another white-haired guy, and he likes sweets too.

You ask cautiously, “May I ask your last name?”

“Gojo.”

The one who answers the call is Gojo, the 28-year-old teacher.

“I can deal with the Prison Realm myself.” He takes off his blindfold. “At this point in time… Suguru is still around, right?”

His wish is absurdly simple: look after his classmate Geto, especially his mental health.

You tackle it on two fronts, staying by Suguru’s side in real life while carrying out a campaign of dialogue and education online.

Then, on the day Suguru defects, you shakily pull out a huge wad of cash.

“Suguru, it’s okay if you lost all your money betting on horse races. We’re not giving up on you.”

“Please take this money.”

Geto stares at you in silence.

…You’ve mistaken him for someone else.

You turn around and take out your phone, wanting nothing more than to get rid of the black-haired gambler in front of you.

“That’s right. I’m a complicated woman, twice divorced, living apart from my family, with three kids.”

He replies immediately: “I know.”

“So are you going to get a divorce or not?”

“?”

“Tch.”

“Fine, you don’t have to get divorced.”

“I have a little dog. He follows the rules, and even when there’s a huge fire, he won’t run away like other dogs.”

“But that’s okay. I won’t abandon him.”

A crossover between Jujutsu Kaisen and Yorozuya, featuring Gojo, Geto, Shoko, Teacher Gojo, Toji, and Gintoki.

PS: Otome-game style, with “you” as the protagonist.

Below is the blurb for the upcoming novel [Jujutsu Kaisen] Why Did the Childhood Friend Route End Badly Again?

As a staunch childhood-friend-route fan, you stubbornly pursue the childhood friend route in an otome game, only to get a bad ending three times.

On your first run, you’re a three-eyed monster known throughout the surrounding villages. You find your destined childhood friend in the neighboring village, a boy with four eyes on his hands.

To prove to your world-weary childhood friend that monsters can survive in this world too, you train hard and become the strongest miko of your time.

But your childhood friend kills gods in the way and Buddhas in the way, too. When you meet again, you’ve become enemies with opposing beliefs.

Your attempt to talk him down fails. In the battle fate has ordained, he bites off your third eye. His hot breath fans across your nose, carrying the taste of your flesh and blood.

You laugh in anger. You’re done playing.

“Hey, Sukuna. Let’s go to hell together, monster to monster.”

On your second run, your stepfather drags a little boy out of a pit of curses and gives him to you as a slave.

Learning from your mistakes, you decide to take the nurturing route this time.

But after six years of raising him, he only needs three days to stab you in the back.

You erase your memories and flee the Zenin family, but tragically lose your life along the way.

A strange man captures your soul and says he’s your groom in a ghost marriage.

You refuse him.

“What about the free slave?”

No slave would imprison their master for three months, desperate to possess what they can’t have.

Did this guy seriously never consider that you might not forgive him?

The moment your memories return, you leave your “soul” behind and fake your death.

On your third run, you decide to find a childhood friend who’s both handsome and kind.

Your bullied classmate is just too cute, so this time you take the redemption route.

But why have you somehow become a curse while playing?

Reset. Start over.

This time, you turn him into a cursed spirit first.

At first, he can still keep up the act, a cute little octopus curse.

But what do you mean, “It’s so wonderful that we can be together forever”?

What do you mean, he got jealous and turned into a monster?

You just wanted to relax by playing a game.

You die of fear.

That’s right, you run away again.

Fourth run…

Hey, this isn’t a normal game, is it?

You close the game and decide to return to your life as a teacher at Jujutsu High.

But you start to have doubts about the choice you’d always been so certain of.

One day, your childhood friend Geto Suguru stops you, unhappy that you’ve recently taken a liking to Gojo, the new arrival.

His beautiful eyes hold deep emotions you can’t understand.

“Can I ask why?”

Not knowing how to answer, you look at the people behind him.

Gojo Satoru has an arm around Geto Suguru’s neck as he changes the subject.

“Geto, I brought back two new students.”

You look at the familiar black-haired boy and the pink-haired boy whose appearance is unfamiliar but whose soul you recognize.

Ah, this must be karma.

You take a step back, only to bump into another broad chest.

“Lost your memory again?”

PS: Both are teachers. Geto survives.

The blurb has been screenshotted and saved as proof.

Theme: What can change a person’s life is meeting someone