Pei Zhilan, a little stutterer, has dreamed of being a wandering swordsman for as long as he can remember. He spent a fortune buying a merchant's so-called treasured sword and swore to roam the martial world. Even though his family arranged a fine marriage for him, he still wouldn't, w-w-wouldn't go back! He fled without a second thought.
The martial world was vast, but the little stutterer's first venture went badly. His luggage and money were swindled away, and then he ran into bandits. Luckily, a swordsman as cool and clear as the moon came to his rescue.
Pei Zhilan's eyes reddened as he stammered and clung to the man's leg. "S-sir, teach me... swordsmanship."
The man swept away, leaving him with one heartless rule: "The Shen family's swordsmanship is not taught to outsiders."
No matter! The martial world was vast, and he had nimble legs and a knack for flattery. Surely he could pry open the gates to this school of martial arts.
A cunning swordsman-thief cornered him against a wall. "You want to learn the saber, but will Zhi Zhi give me a kiss?"
The leader of the demonic cult pinched his chin. "I can teach you the secret arts of bedchamber cultivation tonight."
The regent, whose power held the court in his grasp, reclined lazily on his couch. "Xiao Pei, come here. The manual is under the covers."
As Pei Zhilan counted the martial arts experts gathering around him, he felt he was just one last step away from becoming the leader of the martial world.
That was until his so-called "frail and helpless" fiance showed up, sword in hand, after crossing countless mountains and rivers to find him.
The man's gaze was deep as he swept Pei Zhilan into his arms and murmured against his earlobe, "You've learned from so many people, Zhi Zhi. Have you forgotten who your lawfully wedded husband is?"
Pei Zhilan flinched, then turned to the others in a panic and called out:
"S-sorry... My attempt to roam the martial world failed. I... I should go home and get married!"
[An extremely chuunibyou little stuttering bottom x all kinds of bigwigs]
Theme: Work hard and pursue your dreams without hesitation~
