Second chance romance / Chasing the wife to the crematorium / Happy ending / Bad woman gets good woman / Both sexually inexperienced / Melodramatic
Gorgeous, flirtatious, self-centered, troublesome bottom x seemingly elegant and upright but secretly gloomy, deranged top
Chen Yili's greatest pleasure in life was taking things from her older sister.
Barbie dolls, pretty dresses, luxury goods: if her sister even looked at something twice, Chen Yili had to get her hands on it.
Including Luo Xingning.
When she learned her sister had fallen for this girl, Chen Yili immediately began pursuing her fiercely. After the college entrance exams, Luo Xingning became her girlfriend.
Honestly, Luo Xingning was the easiest toy she'd ever stolen. Gentle, obedient, and never lost her temper. In bed, she did everything she could to make Chen Yili feel good. But however easy a toy was to play with, it was still just a toy.
The day her sister fell for someone else, Chen Yili received an acceptance letter from a film and arts academy overseas. The toy had lost its last bit of value.
She sent one final message: [Let's break up. I'm going to pursue my dreams.]
She deactivated her number and flew across the ocean. She left without a second thought, never looking back.
Seven years later, Chen Yili returned home in triumph.
Then she heard news that made her go mad with rage: her sister was going to get engaged to Luo Xingning.
Even if she didn't want something anymore, no one else was allowed to touch it.
Chen Yili fell back on her old tricks, awkwardly learning to bake cakes and praying at temples for a protective charm. But this time, Luo Xingning wouldn't even spare her a glance. All her scheming and attempts to win her over earned her nothing but a cold reply:
"I'm engaged to your sister. Please have some self-respect."
Chen Yili finally gave up. After competing with her sister for more than twenty years, she still couldn't beat her.
When her family ran into financial trouble, her parents arranged a blind date for her, and she quietly accepted.
That night, after entertaining a cool, mature woman, Chen Yili pushed open her room door, exhausted.
The room was pitch black. She was reaching for the light switch when a tall, slender figure suddenly pinned her against the wall.
A familiar fragrance enveloped her. The woman she thought would never give her the time of day leaned close to her ear, her voice so husky it was almost unrecognizable:
"Giving up already?"
"But if I get you too easily, you'll just abandon me again."
I hate you so much. When you left me, were you even a little sad?
I hate you so much. In those seven years, when you heard my name, did you ever feel even the slightest thing?
I hate you so much. You came back to tempt me, only to give up on me again... How could you?
I hate you so much. Was I really just a toy you used to make your sister jealous?
I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate that you don't love me.
Theme: When absurdity reigns, love can still save us.
