After Catfishing a Shonen Manga Protagonist, He Cried and Called Me His Wife

Online catfishing + urban supernatural powers + love rivals + a long road to winning back a wife + secret identity vs. secret identity + a couple playing pretend

Shen Qingzhi discovered she was living in a shonen manga.

She was a disposable female side character who would be casually killed by a passing monster within the first three chapters.

She thought, Oh no! But then she discovered that by peeking at the plot, she’d gained several god-tier supernatural abilities, including [Empathy] and [Hypnosis].

She breathed a sigh of relief,

but then remembered something and nearly stopped breathing again

Before all this, she’d made a few alternate accounts and flirted with handsome guys online.

And, unfortunately, every handsome guy she’d flirted with was one of the male lead’s secret identities.

Shen Qingzhi: “I’ve had a dating pool for half a year. How come I raised just one fish, and it’s a man-eating fish?”

But if she was going to die either way, she might as well take her online catfishing all the way.

Besides, the male lead was about to awaken. Once he did, the memories of his four secret identities would all return…

That would be his headache, not hers.

The day Luo Qining awakened, the confusion of his first half of life vanished in an instant, and his memories returned:

He was a [Secret Identity] ability user, with four clones, each possessing an ability that could only be described as a cheat.

[Time Stop], [Space]…

Then he suddenly discovered

Every one of his secret identities had an online girlfriend on WeChat.

Their contact names were [Cute Baby], [Chengcheng’s Wife], [My Wife], and [Love].

Scrolling through the chat histories, every message was unbearably sweet, full of everyday romance.

Luo Qining: ?

Luo Qining: All my secret identities are dating online?

Luo Qining: I’m dating four people by myself?

He took a deep breath and made a decision.

“No, I want pure love. I can only keep one of these four wives. You guys can split the other three.”

He sent the message to the secret identity group chat.

[Little Sunshine]: Whoever wants to split up can do it. I’m not splitting up.

[Professor]: Watch your wording. She discussed academics with me until two in the morning. She’s the smartest girl I’ve ever met. I won’t abandon her.

[Gloomy Boy]: Don’t touch my laundry detergent QAQ

[Gentle Senior]: Everyone, stop arguing. I think my relationship with my girl is the best, so you guys can split up.

Luo Qining stared at the chaotic group chat, lost in thought.

His secret identities were fighting fiercely to keep their girlfriends.

Then things began to spiral out of control.

The secret identities started refusing to share memories.

[Little Sunshine]: From now on, you guys can’t look at my romantic experiences. I’m afraid you’ll steal my romantic tricks.

[Professor]: I think we should each maintain our own relationships and stay out of one another’s business.

[Gloomy Boy]: That’s a pretty way of putting it, considering you’ve all stolen my experience.

[Gentle Senior]: I say something sweet to my girl, and the next second you’ve stolen it. Can’t you come up with your own lines?

Luo Qining: ???

Even worse, he started noticing that the balance in his account was off.

Four payments on May 20.

Four payments of 1,314 on Valentine’s Day.

Four birthday red packets.

He even had to send four red packets on Children’s Day!

Luo Qining rubbed his face and embarked on the hard-working path of killing monsters and earning enough to support his family.

Even more absurdly, after he discovered that his “girlfriends” were all the same person,

his girlfriend’s social media posts began to change.

She posted a picture of milk tea, thanking her husband. Below it, the secret identities lined up one after another:

[Little Sunshine]: You’re welcome, baby.

[Professor]: I’m glad you like it.

[Gloomy Boy]: Mm.

[Gentle Senior]: Hugs hugs hugs hugs

Luo Qining stared blankly at his phone.

“Am I really the protagonist of a manga aimed at boys?”

“How did I make four accounts, and every one of them is a lovesick idiot?”

“Being lovesick is one thing, but other male leads build harems, while I made four accounts to join someone else’s harem?”

He angrily sent a message to the group:

[Main Body]: Can you all wake up? She’s the same person! You’re all dating the same person! You’ve been deceived! She’s a greedy little glutton who’s having the time of her life!

The group fell silent for three seconds.

[Little Sunshine]: Even better. It means she’s always had great taste.

[Professor]: It means she’s faithful. Faithfulness is a virtue.

[Gloomy Boy]: Yeah, yeah. What did she do wrong?

[Gentle Senior]: +1

Luo Qining was so furious he hid under the covers, crying and cursing.

“Seriously, what kind of spell did she put on me?”

Meanwhile,

Shen Qingzhi looked at the four neat transfers in her bank account and nodded with satisfaction.

You have to date the male lead of a shonen manga.

He changes into a new skin every day to flirt with you. What honest woman could resist that temptation?

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Theme: Love every side of your soul.