[One Piece] No, I Don't Want a Child Bride

You just can't figure Ace out.

At first, you went around announcing that Ace had taken you back as his child bride, regardless of the place or the timing.

Ace got mad.

But denying it was no use. Garp caught up with you in a rage and gave you two hard whacks. You crumpled to the ground, aggrieved and unable to get back up.

Later, the two of you became sworn siblings, related by neither blood nor marriage.

Everyone knows siblings can't get married!

You explained this to Ace, but he still got mad at you.

Ten-year-old Portgas D. Ace might get mad, but he'd still roast meat for you, carry you home, and unhesitatingly shield you from danger.

Twenty-year-old Ace, on the other hand, would only pin you against the door and kiss you, kiss you against the wall, kiss you against the railing of the Moby Dick...

Dizzy and dazed, you could only keep insisting that you were siblings, related by neither blood nor marriage!

Ace just licked his lips, grinning brightly as he said, "What's all this nonsense you're babbling about? I can't understand a word. Anyway, siblings are just spouses!"

Ace:

"You're the one who clung to me first, shouting that you wanted to be my child bride. Now that you're grown up, you think you can run away? As if. I'm a pirate, after all!"

Theme: Saving Portgas D. Ace is our duty, and we won't shirk it!