Everyone knows there are three places in the realm that must not be disturbed.
The imperial palace in the capital: Where the true dragon resides. How could common rabble be allowed to bother him?
The Heavenly Hall on the northern frontier: Blessed by the gods. How could filth be allowed to taint it?
Ming Manor in Shu: Home to ten thousand swords. How could ordinary things be allowed to profane it?
Everyone knows there are three beauties who must not be seen.
You Le of the northern frontier: A beauty whose cruelty makes her untouchable.
Liu Huo of Ming Manor: Her face hidden behind a white veil, she cannot be seen.
Zhuo Hua of the palace: A precious pearl hidden away, she cannot be glimpsed.
Everyone in the palace knows there are three people not to provoke.
When the emperor rages, ten thousand corpses fall.
When the general furrows his brow, a thousand armies tremble.
When Zhuo Hua smiles sweetly, ghosts and gods weep.
Of course, only those in the palace who have suffered her torment understand the last line. That includes His Majesty the Emperor.
This is the story of a brave and righteous princess's adventures.
It includes tales of destroying witches, slaying evil dragons, rescuing princes, and searching for treasure...
All right, all right, don't hit me... I'll tell the truth...
Actually, this is the adventure of a super-strong, formidable princess.
The whole thing is the product of the author's head getting caught in a door. Corrections and brickbats are welcome.
