You Don't Want to Follow the Plot Either?

Dark, crawling, twisted tentacle top vs. sunny, cheerful heart-stealing little thief bottom

Before the System arrived, Shan Wenyu had no idea he was just a disposable character in a novel.

The whole protagonist team had supernatural abilities: the male lead's wishes always came true, the second male lead was an invincible healer, and the third male lead was a berserk battle god.

Even the male lead's fated nemesis, the big villain's dog, had an incredible human-dog dual nature, sometimes a person and sometimes a big, long-haired dog with four eyes.

Shan Wenyu was just a brief interlude in their story. The true big villain, Tan Tinglan, cruelly killed him to provoke the protagonists.

The System cheered, "Host, I'm here to save you!"

Shan Wenyu was confused. Shan Wenyu fell silent. Shan Wenyu was horrified. "You mean, as long as I read and memorize this novel with over a thousand chapters and more than nine million words, I can become an all-knowing member of the script team and never have to worry about being written out again?"

"That's right, Host."

Shan Wenyu had just been in a car accident and couldn't sit for long, exercise vigorously, or strain his eyes. He thought for two seconds, then decisively gave up.

Maybe he should just lie flat and let the villain do whatever he wanted...

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Just kidding. Shan Wenyu still picked up the script, ready to diligently give away spoilers.

But the novel's author was a match-making maniac, determined to pair off every character and make harmonious couples.

The second and third male leads gradually became inseparable, putting on a moving display of brotherly love. The male lead was stolen away by the bad dog, putting on an even more moving display of enemy love.

Shan Wenyu was exhausted. "Is this even a proper novel? Am I going to get paired off by the author too?"

The System smiled. "Host, what are you talking about? You're just a background character."

Shan Wenyu: ...Really?

While he nervously waited to catch the male lead and give him spoilers, the big villain, Tan Tinglan, appeared ahead of schedule, defying the plot.

"...So it's you."

The villain was impeccably dressed and didn't look remotely as vicious or terrifying as he was in the story. When he saw Shan Wenyu, he even smiled inscrutably and fondly hooked a finger under his chin.

"Long time no see. Do you remember me?"

Shan Wenyu: ...

Shan Wenyu sat up in bed in the middle of the night, gritting his teeth, face flushed with anger and embarrassment.

"Seriously, what's wrong with him?"

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Tan Tinglan knew he was a villain. His fate was to be defeated by the protagonist and suffer eternal ruin. The lover who had once died before his eyes had only been a spy sent by the protagonist.

Until he discovered that he seemed able to keep returning to the time before he met Shan Wenyu.

Now he had all the time he needed to punish this liar, who still knew nothing about everything.

But the liar in the 97th loop was different from all the others.

He came to Tan Tinglan's arms earlier than before, and gave up resisting more easily, ending up in his bed.

Of course, he also started preparing to betray him again earlier than before.

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One-on-one, happy ending, dual perspectives, modern supernatural setting, Tan is the top and Shan is the bottom.

The couple is inseparable, a perfect match, devoted to each other in body and heart. Everyone else is just there to move their romance along, with no romantic feelings involved.

Here are a few little tips. Feel free to decide whether you'd like to start reading.

As the blurb says, everyone is gay.

The dog isn't really a dog. He's fine. The dog isn't being targeted on purpose; it was purely an accident.

I'm not interested in major questions of linguistics. No unreasonable demands, please.

Please spare this little nobody and my little story if you dislike pairings, reversals, dream pairings, or shipper preferences. I'm just a nobody writing a story. Please spare me, okay? (Okay.)

That's all.

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