The quick transmigration agency's best villain had just retired when she was bound to something calling itself the Death System. It said that if she didn't obey, she would die.
Already fed up, Lin Xunxia: ?
What kind of topsy-turvy nonsense is this? She's always been the one threatening others. Since when was anyone else allowed to threaten her?
So what if she died!
The System realized Lin Xunxia really wasn't afraid of being erased: There are huge rewards, and the grand prize can even grant a wish!
Lin Xunxia: ...Fine.
Her retirement pay had been docked, so she really did need a temporary job. As for having a wish granted, her former company had been so awful, she was pessimistic about the new one too. She'd just assume the boss was dangling a carrot.
The System breathed a sigh of relief, then realized it had breathed too soon.
After entering the Death Cinema, Lin Xunxia still acted like a villain, and even fancied herself the protagonist.
She'd wanted to be the protagonist for ages. Now, being the star counted as being half a protagonist, close enough.
The System, forced into the role of a wisecracking sidekick: What exactly do you expect from a star? This is a horror script, a horror script! And even if we set that aside, you don't look like a protagonist at all!
With Lin Xunxia standing there, it was hard to tell whether she or the ghosts were scarier.
“In my experience, protagonists and villains alike need underlings.”
She could lower her standards a little. It didn't matter if they weren't human.
Lin Xunxia was pleased after successfully gathering a whole gang of underlings with her “personal charm.” Not bad.
The monsters, beaten black and blue: ...
The Death System and the audience: Is this really still a horror story?
Lin Xunxia's half external brain and first underling: ^v^
Of course it is. Everyone else is experiencing the terror of being under Lin Xunxia's thumb. That counts as horror too.
Overpowered, no-nonsense heroine with a strength of 999 from the start x sickly, seemingly sweet hero with secrets and plenty of schemes
An unconventional infinite-flow story, no character-growth phase, indulgently satisfying with no frustrating setbacks
Theme: You can live a wonderful life, no matter what kind of life you have.
Anyway, I'll bet on a half-truth first.
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