Transmigrating to the Green Grasslands (Chang'an Fanfiction)

I had a momentary brain glitch... and wrote this completely messed-up story... It contains some massive landmines, dear readers. If you want to buy a 20+ Lambo pen, be sure to look for the Vongola label... Basically, this is a transmigration story that's a chaotic collection of snark, landmines, and cute moments. If you have a weak heart, please click the bright red little X in the upper right...