Playing on My Phone in Douluo Dalu

Tang Sen, a teenage boy with a serious internet addiction, transmigrates to a place called Douluo Dalu.

The problem is, she transmigrated as a newborn baby.

Even worse, she didn't arrive in some beautiful, peaceful village with simple, honest people. She landed in the darkest, most savage place on the whole continent: Slaughter City.

And worst of all, technology here is so underdeveloped they don't even have flip phones.

Just when she thinks she's going to starve to death, an old man with a head of graying hair plucks her from a pile of corpses like a piece of trash and raises her.

At six, during her Martial Soul Awakening, she thinks:

"If only I could touch my phone again."

The light fades. She looks down and sees a glowing rectangular slab resting quietly in her palm. A phone! Her phone!

Tang Sen bursts into tears. Phone, do you know what these six years without you have been like for me?

When everyone else calls out the names of their flashy soul skills, Tang Sen wants to give it a try too.

"First soul skill: Shake to watch an ad!"

Reader's guide:

1. The early chapters follow the character designs and plot of the comic (this is the comic, not the anime, and certainly not the novel), but include many original elements and alterations.

2. The heroine is the strongest and has cheat abilities.

3. The heroine is universally adored, with many one-sided crushes, but there won't be any broken CPs. I'll also be creating many characters who receive little attention in the original.

4. I mainly started writing this because I found lots of comics I bought as a kid at home, and wanted to indulge my childhood chuunibyou fantasies. If you don't like it, please stop reading. Friendly suggestions are welcome, but not rude criticism.

5. The heroine will go to Shrek after a dozen or so chapters, but she has her own storyline.

6. The writing style should be goofy and snarky, with a simple, amateur feel.

Theme: "Dedicated to my childhood."