Xu Li'an transmigrated to 2010, starting out as a sweatshop worker, but she had a tycoon System.
Whenever someone looked down on her, she could earn a cash reward by slapping them back.
If she could make money by face-slapping, then she'd better put on a good show.
When a market vendor made snide remarks, she exposed her for secretly selling rotten vegetables and shut her up.
When her landlord looked down on her, she immediately paid extra to rent a bigger place, leaving him speechless.
When a production assistant assumed she was just there to mooch a free meal, she turned around and ordered five full days of lavish support catering, stunning the whole crew.
As she kept at it, her face-slapping stunts got more and more spectacular, and the rewards grew more outrageous every time. Even after she scattered money all over the world, millions were still piling up in her account, waiting to be spent.
If she didn't spend it all, her own money would be deducted instead.
Xu Li'an gritted her teeth and decided to enter the film industry. Invest in a movie and a few million or even tens of millions would be gone in the blink of an eye. Perfect.
She carefully picked a disaster of a film with an unreliable director, a terrible script, and a cast full of people hired through connections. Certain it would flop, she tossed in a modest five million.
Instead, it grossed over fifty million at the box office, won over audiences, and made its director the acclaimed "genius newcomer king." The return on investment was 300 percent.
Refusing to believe it, she found an even worse project. The crew hadn't even finished the script, the lead was a pretty face with no talent, and the director couldn't explain basic cinematography at the opening ceremony. Through tears, she threw in thirty million.
This time, the film swept the nominations at every major awards ceremony. That pretty-face top-tier star was even praised for "finally learning how to act," and the director became a hot commodity overnight.
Xu Li'an continued to give up on herself, seeking out the ultimate disaster projects: productions that shut down as soon as filming started, lost their investors halfway through, had actors embroiled in scandals, or had directors getting into fights. She threw money at them as if it were worthless.
Well, this one became a phenomenon, and the entire crew gained both fame and fortune.
The film industry went crazy. The name "Xu Li'an" became a kind of mysticism, and everyone started studying her.
What brand of water did she drink? What color clothes did she wear? What was her walking pace? Even just appearing near a film set meant investors would be pounding on its doors the next day.
Directors lined up, waiting for her to pick them.
Actors publicly called out, begging to work with her.
Countless companies knelt before her with project proposals, just hoping she'd take a look.
And Xu Li'an, the most mysterious, legendary, and inscrutable investment queen in the whole industry,
was at that very moment crouched in a corner of a film set, expressionless as she asked the System, "Can I use two hundred million in face-slapping rewards to buy some Bitcoin and then enter the wrong password?"
[According to the rules, no. Your face-slapping reward spending period is almost over. Please spend it as soon as possible.]
Xu Li'an looked up and saw a group of top-tier stars, award-winning directors, and film company executives gazing at her with admiration. They asked cautiously,
"President Xu, what would you like to invest in next?"
She took a deep breath.
Maybe tomorrow, she'd invest in a breakfast stall.
[Reader's Guide]
1. The heroine is overpowered from beginning to end. Don't overthink it; just bring snacks.
2. The heroine is incredibly stingy and loves comparing prices when she shops. She doesn't livestream, tip to reward people for making her happy, or throw money around lavishly.
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