A Warring States Guide to Raising Kids

(Note: The main text uses the second person.)

You're blind, and you drag three "former villains" with enough dark history to fill an entire wall behind you (the Uchiha who uses the Body Flicker, the Uchiha who uses Kamui, and the Uchiha who uses Tsukuyomi), struggling to survive in the Warring States era.

Every day, you have to deal with the Warring States Four's rotating dinner visits, their late-night duels, and their attempts to poach people right in front of you. You also have to provide counseling, emotional support, and swordsmanship lessons to the three future big shots in your household who keep defying their elders.

You tell them you came to monopolize resources and put an end to the war, not to be their mom.

They nod vigorously.

Then every single one of them keeps defying their elders anyway.

In short: Going blind won't help you get away. If you raise them, you're responsible for them.

Content Notes:

Mm-hmm, "you" also refers to "my lord." On Lao Fu's side, they use "__".

...You can imagine yourself in the role, too. It's up to personal preference.

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