Cousin, I Want the Second Saint to Come to Court!

They are cousins (the full text will be posted after being saved) Good news, Xiao Che successfully succeeded to the throne of Qi King. Bad news, his heroic cousin Lan Du is approaching the city. When the country was in ruins, the Queen Mother persuaded her to surrender: "Surrender to ensure peace. Landu is my nephew. If you open the city and offer prisoners, he will guarantee your prosperity and wealth." Xiao Che believed it. As expected, his cousin was very close to him. He granted him the title of marquis and knights, and traveled with him arm in arm. The king and his ministers were in harmony. Xiao Che thought happily: Whether he was the king of a country or the king of a subjugated country, he didn't suffer at all! I am happy here, but I don't think about everything. —— The only bad thing is that he always dreams about Lan Du. In the dream, they were turning clouds and rain, so happy. After waking up, Xiao Che continued to reminisce, thinking about his cousin's beautiful face, and helped himself to the beauty. Later, Xiao Che wanted to verify whether this ghost-painted cousin was as brave as in his dream. After some manipulation, he really succeeded. Oh, my cousin is really brave! After verifying it several times, Xiao Che's waist became thicker. The cousin kissed his belly and whispered: "Chengzhi, you are pregnant." Xiao Che felt that he was powerful: He could conceive a baby without spending a single soldier, and the Chu State asked him to take half of it! Because his father is more valuable than his son, he also wants to imitate the ancients when the two saints came to the court! Lan Du readily agreed. A month later, Xiao Che reluctantly went to court three times and approved eleven memorials. He gave up controlling the government and raised his children beautifully. —— It wasn't until the accident happened that he saw clearly that beneath the skin of Lan Du's beautiful painting was a dirty and pus-filled interior. Xiao Che wanted to escape. But he was pregnant with Liujia and could not move even an inch; he had the false name of a saint but no real power; his mother was supported by Landu, but in reality she was a hostage. Forced to jump into a river to escape, he was rescued. Lan Du hugged him from behind and Xu Xu whispered: "Chengzhi, don't leave me." In the nightmare of drowning, Xiao Che awakened his past life memories. In his previous life, he and Lan Du were separated from each other by family hatred and national hatred, and they remained a couple who seemed to be in harmony with each other but were separated from each other for the rest of their lives. In his new life, Lan Du was also reborn, but he did even more than he did in his previous life. Not only did he personally destroy Xiao Che's country, but he also locked Xiao Che in a gorgeous golden cage, controlling his mind and body, just to enjoy and play with every day. Xiao Che was so filled with hatred that he almost vomited his heart out. He began to fight for power and raised the butcher knife towards the child's father. "Cousin, the anger of a common man is enough to splatter blood for five steps, and the world is pure." "What makes you think that I would be willing to be the bird in your palm or the bird in your cage?" Xiao Che stood in front of Lan Du's hospital bed and smiled faintly at him. —— Damp, bad, grudge, love brain attack × The lovely wife's shou that makes people laugh as soon as she uses her brain in the early stage / The black widow's shou that turns dark and ruthless in the later stage (but the underlying code still loves her husband) One-sentence synopsis: The king of a subjugated country awakens his past life memories after being fooled by his cousin PUA. He chops up his evil cousin with a big penis, and finally his beloved wife suffers a brain attack and a beautiful HE underworld story. Demining: 1. This book is very underworld (highlighted)! Put a spaceship here. If it flies away after being scolded, I will drive it back to Earth myself. Orz 2. In the beginning, you are stupid and have no brains. In the later stage, you can open the furnace and grab the attack and refine it instantly (I have already written about the lovely wife, so just let me). Orz 3. Attack is the Great Sword Tomb, good at PUA and mind control. Orz 4. Add whatever comes to mind. Orz Purpose: Resolutely resist PUA