Cultivation to Immortality, but Parasitized by Her Husband

After Jiang Linchuan died and was reborn, he was bound to a strange system and turned into an indescribable brown object. System warning: If the parasitic host is not found within one day, he will die suddenly. —— Lu Bai was sold thirty taels of silver by his father and stepmother to prepare for the underworld marriage, so he carried her husband's memorial tablet and got into the sedan chair. Jiang Linchuan looked at him again and again. He was so satisfied that he plunged into Lu Bai's arms and lived directly in his soft abdominal cavity. Lu Bai's belly suddenly grew bigger. Lu Bai's face was expressionless: "..." Very good, on the first day of the ghost marriage, a dead ghost husband was born, and a dead ghost son was also born. How to fix it? Lu Bai was familiar with the Thirty-Six Strategies for Pregnancy and was ready to fight. —— Unfortunately, the abortion failed, and Lu Bai had no choice but to be bound to the evil in his belly. A mortal was involved in the turmoil in the world of cultivation. Instead, he got better and better, relying on the sea of ​​​​defying consciousness to crush all the monks, and even drank tea with the master of the Tribulation. It's just that the evil spirit has obviously cultivated a human body, but still follows him shamelessly, even the most important body is clinging to his stomach. Lu Bai was walking on the street wearing men's clothes. Passers-by scolded him: "You are pregnant before marriage and still wearing the clothes of an adulterer. How shameless! The person following you must be an adulterer!" Lu Bai had no choice but to change into women's clothes. Passersby turned and scolded Jiang Linchuan: "What a shameless man. He tricked an ignorant female cultivator into getting pregnant and giving birth to a child for him!" Lu Bai participated in a competition among hundreds of craftsmen, wielding a sledgehammer to forge artifacts, and Ye Luzi, who had become a monk on the way, stood out. Passers-by pointed at Jiang Linchuan, who won the finals lying down, and said, "My wife is swinging a sledgehammer while she is pregnant, and he is drinking tea and eating snacks in the back!" Lu Bai was speechless: Could you please stop focusing on my belly! Also, stop scolding my husband! —— The way of heaven is incomplete, the four pillars are falling, the sky is about to fall, and the common people are hanging upside down. When someone takes the responsibility of mending the sky and saving all people from disaster—— The cowardly and shameless Jiang Linchuan stepped forward to face the disaster with his own life and shoulder the heavy responsibility of repairing the sky. Lu Bai touched his round belly, crying and fussing: "I'm still pregnant with you, you have to at least wait until I give birth to you... And you can't go until you're finished confinement!" Jiang Linchuan made an agreement with him: after ten months of pregnancy, if the fruit ripens and the body lags behind, he will clearly arrange the rest of Lu Bai's life as a mortal, and then go to mend the sky to deal with the disaster. Later, when Jiang Linchuan was born, Lu Bai regretted it. Why should Jiang Linchuan be made to make the sky-repairing stone? If his husband dies, then some people who deserve to die will also have to die. As soon as Lu Bai finished his confinement, he went to Dongdu with his sword. —— Small theater Lu Bai looked at his growing belly, and it felt more and more wrong. Jiang Linchuan was his husband, but he had an evil son in his belly that made him unable to eat well and sleep well. Lu Bai: "?" Lu Bai said slowly: "So... I was the one who gave birth to my husband?" A polite, hypocrite, a big daddy outside the country × Invincible, if you don't obey, you will fuck the stubborn donkey, your sweet wife will suffer Demining: 1. Pain is the sweet wife's Starbucks. After all, spanking is kissing and scolding is love. This is the sweet wife's way of expressing her love (I've already written about the sweet wife, so let me do it). Orz 2. Attack the big daddy outside, but he is a McDonald's who cannot tolerate pain and wants his wife to guide him personally. Orz 3. Attacking people is as light as a chrysanthemum, but lying is a habit. Please pay attention to distinguish the truth from the false. He will change, but not completely. Orz 4. With a deputy CP, eating everything will only make me nutritionally balanced. Orz 5. I can't think of any more at the moment, but I will continue to add more when I think of it. Orz ————————Separation line for advance collection———————— Attack the villain? I take the path of confrontation Attack Perspective Copywriting In order to prevent the destruction of the world, Li Luochen and a group of time travelers influenced the villain Xie Xueqing. Everyone worked hard and tried their best to please the villain. Unexpectedly, Xie Xueqing was so soft that she refused to eat. He suspects whoever treats him well has ulterior motives; his temper is unstable, and if he is slightly unhappy, his favorability will drop off a cliff. Li Luochen sneered: If you don't want to eat soft food, then give the little boy some hard food to try. From then on, he exclusively fought against Xie Xueqing, fighting each other for eight hundred rounds, cutting from east to west, from south to north. Until one day, Li Luochen looked up and bumped into Xie Xueqing's affectionate eyes, and his scalp went numb instantly. ——No, do you hate me for hallucinating? Who made you fall in love with me? System prompt: The strategy progress has been reached. Then what are you waiting for? Li Luochen ran away all night with his butt on fire. Perspective copywriting Xie Xueqing has been very annoyed recently. A group of lunatics who called themselves "Raiders" surrounded him, their eyes were wild, and their minds were filled with strange knowledge that did not belong to this world. He kept his cool and treated everyone like cattle and horses: making inventions, planting spiritual plants, raising spiritual beasts, and then extended his claws to automated alchemy and refining tools. He drove his car around the sect every day, and just as a mortal, he made waves in the world of immortality. The only thing that didn't go well was his contracted demon Li Luochen. In front of outsiders, Xie Xueqing can call the shots; when she returns home, she is manipulated by her contracted demon. But he insisted on doing it. Li Luochen will feel itchy all over if he is not messed with for a day. The more severely he was punished, the crazier his heart beat; the more severely he was suppressed, the more excited he became. Unable to resist, unable to break away, my whole life is held in the palm of the humble Contract Demon. ——Xie Xueqing loves this feeling of being controlled. Just when he was carefully planning a masterpiece, the contracted demon broke the heart-blood contract and disappeared completely. Xie Xueqing's eyes were scarlet: "Run? Let me see where you can run." When they met again, Li Luochen was sent to his room. Xie Xueqing slowly swallowed three pregnancy pills just in front of him: "Still want to run?" "Are you willing to leave me again?" He took Li Luochen's hand, pressed it on his lower abdomen, and said softly: "... And our three children." Served in the US military Smiling Face S Raider Attack × Landmine Slut Villain Suffer Demining 1. You will have children (highlighted). There are three fox cubs in a litter. I want to write a delicious and ripe pregnant woman. Orz 2. The first one is very ignorant, the second one is very familiar with it, and the attack is a smiling S. Orz 3. The lethality is bad. The author hides under the covers and poisons everyone. Orz 4. Shou is a mine type and is good at PUA, but he loves attack. A bad pot matches a bad lid. Orz 5. Add more if you think of others. Orz ————————Dividing line for pre-collection completion———————— Intention: A mayfly that lives and dies, but also has an evergreen soul