What If the High Schooler Wu Xie Found Was Lu Mingfei?

I, Wu Xie, have climbed snow-capped mountains, dived to the ocean floor, crawled through caves in the Queen Mother of the West's palace, and dug pits in the Hundred Thousand Mountains. I thought there was nothing in the world left that could give me a headache. Then I ended up looking after two high school boys at the same time.

Years of roughing it have taught me a thing or two about PUA, but one of these high schoolers can PUA himself, and the other is completely immune to it.

What am I even doing here?

Setting:

1. When in doubt, it's Nibelungen.

2. The Zhang Clan are descendants of qilin. Qilin and dragons are divine beasts of equal rank, and qilin-blooded hybrids and dragon-blooded hybrids are two parallel lines.

3. I'll add more whenever I think of anything.

A spur-of-the-moment work, no outline. I'll write whatever I dream up (nods).

For now, updates are scheduled for Fridays at 6:00 p.m. If I abandon this, go yell at my favorite authors, □ Nan and Nan □□□. I learned this fine virtue from them (heart).

The title comes from xhs @Dan Zou Yi Ge Qing

Theme: It's great to be young