I recited the summoning incantation backward.
The one who stepped out of the light wasn't my Servant, but the King of Heroes, Gilgamesh. He was convinced I was his Servant, and the Command Seals on my hand... were completely useless.
From then on, my summer vacation became a blur of being ordered around by the King of Heroes, hunted by my nemesis, and protected by a mysterious Servant, all while I hadn't touched my summer homework once.
This is probably the most absurd Holy Grail War ever. And I might just be the unluckiest "Master."
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