Wooing a Nonhuman Boyfriend

[A collection of sweet short stories]

① [Straightforward little sunshine from the apocalypse x aloof, youthful fallen eldritch god]

Jing Xi, trapped in a desperate situation in a cyber-Cthulhu apocalypse with hellishly high difficulty,

never expected to transmigrate to an easy mode where she could survive just by lying around.

Bullied and dumped in the wilderness. Jing Xi: I'll demonstrate the basic survival skills essential to the apocalypse.

Maliciously used and set up. Jing Xi: What are you babbling about? If the job's done, hurry up and pay me.

Abandoned by her family. Jing Xi: There's no one like Mom. Mom gives me money and doesn't even make me work!

Insulted and beaten... Jing Xi: Getting hit means affection, getting scolded means love. Jing Chi only scolds me and never hits me... Jing Chi loves me! (Nods firmly)

Jing Chi walks past with an expressionless face. Is your brain beyond saving, so you've started imagining things?

Jing Xi (surprised and sincere): But I like Lu Chi. That's not an illusion.

Lu Chi was about to become the youngest clan deity when he was framed by villains and schemed against by his own clan, becoming an eldritch being sustained by the family.

In just a thousand years, the Lu family went from treating him as an honored guest to making him their prisoner.

After seeing people turn to evil in every imaginable way, Lu Chi decides to descend into darkness along with the world.

The ruthless eldritch god isn't swayed by her blunt advances. He turns and walks away, only to look back halfway there.

Before he falls, he has one problem to deal with: ...So who hit you?

② [Sweet, kind, obedient young idol x vampire prince who loves raising people]

To become more popular, Su You mortgages her soul to a visiting Western demon.

The demon grants her wish, then hands her over to a friend of his who lives in seclusion here: a vampire on the verge of death.

The vampire prince, who has lost the will to live, casually puts together a group from the little projects he's been raising:

The manager is a fallen angel prophesied to destroy the world;

The bodyguard is a dragon who holds the record for abducting the most princesses;

The stylist is an elf and former guardian of the World Tree;

The vocal coach is a mermaid, a beauty whose charms have sparked endless battles in the deep sea...

#Rebellious child star joins forces with an outrageous team to take the entertainment industry by storm and set the trending charts on fire.

Meanwhile, the prince's final business simulation game, meant to kill time, accidentally turns into a romance-raising game.

When the day comes that he has no choice but to die...

Looking at Su You with her eyes full of tears, the prince decides that maybe he doesn't have to die after all.

③ [Divorced rich wife, a beauty obsessed with handsome faces and adored by everyone x nine-headed serpent with nine levels of lovesick devotion]

The vicious mistress clings to her CEO ex-husband's arm and gloats: Now that you're divorced, what can a useless woman like you possibly get?

Lin Wan: Happiness, of course!

The former idol, who had been forced to work since childhood, has finally gained the freedom she could never get in her last life, along with more money than she could count. So she goes on a revenge spending spree:

She sunbathes in Bali, watches the aurora above the Arctic Circle, spends a fortune buying out luxury boutiques, and tosses a top talent scout's designer label into the trash.

Still not thrilling enough, so she...

Keeps the clingiest snake as a pet, goes to the most dangerous paranormal sites for adventures,

Fights the fiercest monsters in a dress and tames the most ferocious men in high heels.

Working? No way. She'll never work again in this lifetime.

What? Her ex-husband wants to get back together?

Lin Wan smiles nonchalantly: Sure, but let's see what you've got first. If you're not good enough, I don't want you.

Her ex-husband is horrified to see nine legendary big shots grinning as they come to call.

④ [Free-spirited senior sister of an immortal sect x the first Demon Venerable, as elegant as the breeze and moon]

⑤ [Disciplined werewolf at the pinnacle of strength x naturally wicked big bad wolf]

Possible bonus stories:

⑥ [Seasoned corporate drone returns to the wild and meets a devoted, husband-like meal buddy]

⑦ [Prehistoric beast girl transforms into an ancient mythical beast in the modern world]

Reader's Notes:

1. I couldn't find anything to eat, so I decided to cook for myself in a niche genre.

2. Updates according to the rankings before signing, then daily updates after signing.

3. Enjoy reading.

Core Message: She grows from the mud and blossoms in the dust.