Straight Man, but an Outstanding Graduate of Hehuan Sect!

❤Pre-receipt: "The number one sand sculpture in the world of cultivation is looking for a wife online!" ", "Come and kill me if you are an old enemy! ! ! ! ! Please collect it❤ Straight man Song Xuanfeng and his good friend entered the world of cultivation together. They thought they could fight swords to the end of the world together, but Song Xuanfeng unexpectedly became an outer disciple of the Hehuan Sect! Song Xuanfeng: The sky is unfair! ! ! Fortunately, Jiang Wuxiang became the world's largest swordsman and could fulfill Song Xuanfeng's dream. After time travel, Song Xuanfeng kept in contact with Jiang Wuxiang and did not dare to let the other party know his identity as a disciple of the Hehuan Sect. Jiang Wuxiang: Brother, it's hard to light up the lamp and read at night. Song Xuanfeng: Secretly used the book cover of "One Hundred and Eight Sword Moves" to hide "Brother, XO Secrets for Men, You Smell So Good". Jiang Wuxiang: Brother, you have changed. Song Xuanfeng suddenly had an alarm. He just applied Bingqing Jade Bone Ointment, practiced the blinking charm technique thousands of times, and took some Shen Jiao Body Softening Pills. In order to prevent Jiang Wuxiang from seeing any flaws, he always put ash on his fair face and spoke to Jiang Wuxiang in a spicy voice. Song Xuanfeng: My practice has gone through a lot of vicissitudes recently (with a guilty conscience jpg) Jiang Wuxiang: Brother, have you completed your graduation thesis? Song Xuanfeng: Nope~ (feeling guilty and looking away) Jiang Wuxiang: Come see me at Haishi and I will help you. Song Xuanfeng was worried about Bi She: Brother, I knew you were the best! The straight man Song Xuanfeng had already turned into mosquito coils in the Hehuan Sect, and his spiritual roots had turned into colorful spiritual roots. During this meeting, Song Xuanfeng had already spread Hehuan Powder all over the room, stayed up late to do XO's 108 exercises, and had 69 kinds of love potions in the medicine jar. He can graduate successfully just by waiting for Jiang Wuxiang's arrival! It's a pity that Song Xuanfeng gave up before the battle. He couldn't do this or that to his best friend! Song Xuanfeng held the natural sword bone, the leader of the righteous path, the ruthless Dao elder brother, the future number one sword cultivator in the world, the invincible Thunderbolt Lightning Immortal, and cried violently on his thigh, "Brother, if I finish my studies, I will mess with you from now on!" In short, his good buddy is a man with many titles, and he has to hold his thighs. Jiang Wuxiang held Song Xuanfeng on his lap, wiped the tears from Song Xuanfeng's eyelashes with his fingertips, and bit Song Xuanfeng's lips awkwardly, "I said I would help you. Is this how I'm going to help you? Is this enough?" Song Xuanfeng's voice trembled, "Oh, that's enough..." Jiang Wuxiang bit Song Xuanfeng's lips, "Not enough." * Jiang Wuxiang and his good brother Song Xuanfeng traveled into the world of cultivation together. He became a swordsman. The first step in sword cultivation: tie a high ponytail to seduce the mother-in-law. The second step of sword cultivation is to seduce the mother-in-law with a piece of grass in your mouth. The third step of sword cultivation: find the mother-in-law. Finally, he waited for the invitation from Song Xuanfeng. Jiang Wuxiang picked out the most handsome clothes, holding his natal sword and holding a piece of grass in his mouth: Go out and find your mother-in-law! Straight man Schrödinger is attacked by Long Aotian, who has many titles. [The copy was written on June 1, 2026, and has been screenshotted] —————————— The Song Diao Diao is an eagle that lives in the desert, referred to as a sand sculpture. Recently, it's the time for animals to have sex again. However, Song Diaodiao still has no mother-in-law and cannot have sex. He decided to go to the world of cultivation to find his mother-in-law. During the flight, Song Diaodiao heard the discussion among the disciples of the Hehuan Sect. They were all saying that Jiang Chen, the ruthless Dao, had a peerless giant eagle. Song Diaodiao: Big Diao? ! Mother-in-law! ! ! In order to successfully propose to his wife, Song Diaodiao began to frantically brush his face in front of his father-in-law Jiang Chen. Jiang Chen was bullied by the sect disciples, and Song Diaodiao kicked the cannon fodder into the river. Jiang Chen was ridiculed at the auction, and Song Diaodiao spent a lot of money just to make his father-in-law happy. Jiang Chen attended the martial arts conference, and Song Diaodiao punched and kicked the leader of the alliance, frantically smudging his face in front of his father-in-law. Song Diaodiao thought to himself that his father-in-law must not be obsessed with him these days. Song Diaodiao whistled, "Man, can I see your big eagle?" Jiang Chen:? (Takes out the big eagle to Song Diaodiao) Song Diaodiao swooped down and aimed at Jiang Chen's brother, "You are so perverted!!!" * Jiang Chen accidentally learned that he was Long Aotian in a book. He was supposed to be the God of Wealth with smooth sailing, but he was crazy and slapped in the face in the world. However, the highlight that originally belonged to him was snatched away by Song Diaodiao! What's even more disgusting is that Song Diaodiao brushes his face in front of him just to find his wife. Jiang Chen: You are my mother-in-law! (Make a fist!) * Under Jiang Chen's patient persuasion, Song Diaodiao accepted Jiang Chen's big eagle, but he didn't like the featherless eagle. Every time Jiang Chen wanted to have sex with him. Song Dynasty Diao Diao would take out their treasured feathers to decorate the Jiang Chen sculpture. Jiang Chen: "It's really itchy." Song Diaodiao: "Husband, please bear with me. I will bear with you for a while." The number one sand sculpture in the world of cultivation VS Long Aotian, the number one in the world of cultivation Intention: Practice hard and be happy every day