[The audio drama has been launched on Himalaya, interested sisters can listen to it~]
[Physical publication title "Accidentally Became White Moonlight", guide @jinjiangjiying]
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After entering the male channel to cultivate fairy tales, Ning Ning originally wanted to follow the plot conscientiously, but found that something was not right about the world.
Within the sect, the senior brother relies on his left foot to push his right foot up to the sky, the senior sister sells the sect elders' books to make money, and the master is so poor that he drinks Baikai from 82 years ago every day.
Outside the school, Buddhist cultivators practice martial arts hard, chant sutras like singing rap, and sparkle with their lips; sword cultivators love their swords like their wives, and strive to be oiran to support their wives, and their love stories move the world; Le Xiu uses temple bells as weapons, and is best at beating people with the bell and pestle.
Ning Ning:......
It's hopeless, just destroy it. The world of cultivation will be over sooner or later.
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Ning Ning transformed into the vicious little junior sister in the novel about cultivating immortals.
If you want to survive, you must continue to commit suicide according to the original plot.
Target 1: Senior Brother Guangfeng Jiyue
The senior brother was gifted with sword bones and excellent cultivation. Ning Ning arranged for him to have a private meeting late at night, and the other party smiled slightly and nodded: "Want to learn something... Beyond your age?"
So in the dark of night, the senior brother brought a set of ultra-difficult swordsmanship secrets, and Ning Ning was forced to practice hard all night. She was paralyzed from exhaustion and felt as if she was dead.
Target 2: The cold and beautiful elder
The elder's cultivation was completely destroyed in the war, and he lived alone in the mountains to rest.
While he was playing the piano, Ning Ning wanted to step forward to cause trouble, but unexpectedly smelled poisonous flowers. She couldn't move and was in unbearable pain. She washed her tears away in the wind.
The elder caught a glimpse of tears and felt that he had met a close friend by chance. The more she cried, the happier he became, so he almost played "Good Luck Comes Together" to celebrate the occasion.
Target 3: The lonely little junior brother Zuisui
As the male protagonist of the original novel, the younger brother was born in poverty and had impure blood. He was discriminated against in the sect and was bullied until he was bruised and bruised.
Ning Ning smashed the fairy spring he used for healing, but the spring water had been replaced with corrosive poison and splashed all over her legs.
The young man lowered his eyes and knelt down, brushing the blood marks on the girl's calf: "Why do you help me?"
When the plot goes to a strange place.
The always sinister young man buried his head in the crook of her neck, his voice choked with sobs, hiding the ultimate surrender and desire.
"... Don't leave me."
Reading Guide
1.1V1, the male protagonist Pei Ji is not the heartthrob of Shura Field!
2. Hilarious sand sculptures, sand sculptures, sand sculptures, it's really sand sculptures, please say goodbye T T
[Pre-collection] "Why is the World of Cultivation So Sick?"
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This world of cultivation has been sieved by gamers from all walks of life.
Love, cooking, fighting, business, and game skills are all available.
Xie Xingyao became the little white heroine who was destined to be physically and mentally abused by the scum. She was betrayed by the male protagonist and was abandoned in the burial ground where she almost died.
Facing the surging demonic tide, she remained expressionless and took out a few grenades and a brand new AK-47 from the weapons arsenal.
Villains: Your mother, how do you want us to play with this?
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At night, several figures sat next to Gao Gao's ashes, listening to everyone talk about the past.
Xie Xingyao: "Tell me, what systems are tied into it?"
The Demon King is wearing a high-end suit: ""Miracle Cold"."
The Immortal Saint is riding a sweaty BMW all the way: "Family members! Look at my BMW drifting and overtaking in corners! Double-click six six six!"
The eldest brother said with a milky voice and the wisdom of a three-and-a-half-year-old shining in his eyes: "I love to cook."
The second senior brother looked up to the sky and shouted: "My physics! My three laws of Newton! This is unscientific! No! No! No!"
"I just helped my sister click on the "Electric Eyes Girl" option. Why did it happen like this?"
The number one Buddhist monk had tears in his eyes: "What about you?"
Xie Xingyao:......
Xie Xingyao: ""Fight the Japanese Together"."
Intention: You can control your own destiny, and I hope everyone can gain beautiful family, friendship and love.