My name is Xu Mengnian, and there has been only one old man by my side since I can remember. But when I grew up, this old man actually told me that he was the best in the world!
Total nonsense.
Later, the old man took me up the mountain and asked me to call him Master. I looked at the formation on the hilltop, and then at the group of people who were respectful to the old man.
Damn it, this old man is serious.
The old man asked me to learn martial arts from him, but I was really lazy, so in order to get back at him, I often sneaked into his backyard and dug out all the wine he had hidden and drank it all.
Beautiful.
My brothers and sisters all like me very much, and I am happy to drink with them. So happy!
Later, the old man died, and a group of people I had never seen before came to the mountain. The leader was strange. It must be said that I was the son of destiny, and that he was the emperor.
Total nonsense!
The man said his name was Xi Xun and gave me a new name, Tang Yuqi. Then he took me to the capital, built me a big house, and provided me with good food and drink.
I am happy to be a drunkard, so happy!
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I watched the fire in the distance gradually extinguish. Xi Xun smiled and told me that he no longer needed me, and asked me what method of death I wanted to choose. At that moment I looked into his eyes and felt dumbfounded.
Xun'er, Xun'er, why are you doing this? I said I'm most afraid of making choices, why don't you just give me pleasure while I'm asleep?
Xun'er, you are actually afraid of making choices, right? Otherwise, you wouldn't have brought all the wine in the world to see me off.
I left laughing. Good wine, good wine! Happy, happy!
From now on, there will be no more Tang Yuqi in the world.
It doesn't matter, there is no such thing as Xu Mengnian in the court.
"HE, main attack, first person, double unclean"
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Intention: All is OK
