After going from a stray calico to the Fang family's little prince of a cat, Fang Zhiyou had no idea what the word “setback” meant.
Why? Because cats can't write Chinese characters.
In short, just like his nickname promised, Fang Zhiyou had endless riches and endless love, and became one of the rare lucky cats who could transform into a human.
But before this little cat could give his human a wonderful surprise, his human gave him an even bigger one. Fang Jijun had come to a conclusion about all of the cat's recent strange behavior: he was an adult now, so it was time to get him neutered.
Fang Zhiyou, whose hopes had been dashed before he could even get started: “...”
How could he let his virility be taken away for good? So, on a sunless night, Fang Zhiyou decided to act first and think later, transforming into a human before he had quite mastered the ability, all in the name of saving himself.
The good news was that he managed to save his balls. The bad news was that he hadn't mastered the technique yet, and he scared Fang Jijun so badly the man nearly called the police.
The night before, Fang Jijun had just arranged a neutering operation for his male cat with the vet. When he woke up the next morning, he found a naked young man lying in his arms. The boy had a beautiful, androgynous face, cat ears, and a cat tail.
“...” For a moment, he thought Heaven was playing a joke on him. “Who are you?”
The boy: “Your cat.”
Fang Jijun, a firm believer in scientific materialism, instinctively retorted, “Bullshit. My cat weighs fifteen pounds.”
Fang Zhiyou, deeply wounded by the body-shaming: “...”
He raised his hand and landed two solid punches. Fang Jijun found the move strangely familiar.
Even after turning human, Fang Zhiyou didn't give up his self-important ways. As they spent more time together, he kept training his human servant.
Fang Zhiyou was like a little king sitting on his throne, wearing a glittering golden crown. His human knight, Fang Jijun, would offer him all his overflowing love and unwavering loyalty.
It wasn't that a human had adopted a stray kitty. It was because of that kitty that this lucky human hadn't turned feral.
And just as the saying goes, people often find happiness because of a little kitty.
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The author: When did you first meet each other?
Fang Zhiyou: At the park. He elbowed five people out of the way to fight for custody of me.
Fang Jijun: Mm.
The author looked at Young Master Fang, six foot one, sitting stiffly on a tall stool with his legs bent, and sensibly shut up, afraid this would air and get her killed...
Theme: Protect men's self-esteem
