It's so Dry

Irritated and crazy criticizes the beauty emperor - Xiao Yan, the Emperor of Da Qi, was a well-known tyrant. When the emperor had a disagreement, he drew his sword and slashed someone. The concubine shivered and did not dare to get close. When the border rebels rebelled, he directly drove and personally kicked the person's head like a ball. In the entire palace, from top to bottom, there was no one who was not afraid of him. Xiao Yan himself was very satisfied with this. After all, none of the civil and military officials in the dynasty, the beauties in the harem, and even his kind-hearted mother didn't want to kill him, and they would kill each one more. This year the imperial examination results were released, and new scholars came to the palace to have an audience. At that time, Xiao Yan was infuriated by the plague, floods, and border rebellions. He killed the dragon case and stepped down from the high platform, preparing to give the newcomers a showdown. All the civil and military officials in the palace knelt down in an uproar, shouting "Your Majesty, please calm down" and "Your Majesty, spare my life". They crowded forward to express their loyalty, for fear that they would not appear brave enough if they knelt not far enough. Suddenly, Xiao Yan saw Xinke Tanhua squirming backwards in an extremely obscene posture, trying to stay away from his attack range. At the same time, a voice rang in his head. [I'll go, I'm so bored...] Xiao Yan's eyebrows jumped. What? And the sound continues. [Don't come here, don't come here, don't come here. I'm just a top pick, the last one. If you want to kill someone, you have to start with the number one pick, right? The one in front, it's you, the top pick, rush forward and give His Majesty a reason to kill you, please! ! Xiao Yan: "..." He looked expressionlessly at Shen Fenghe, who was trying hard to maintain the "young talent, calm and calm" persona, and slowly narrowed his eyes. - From then on, Xiao Yan began to pay attention to Xiao Tanhua. When going to court, all civil and military officials made generous speeches. In his ear: [Why is the morning meeting not over yet? I have a sesame seed cake hidden in my sleeve. If I don't start the meal, it will get cold...] The Minister of Industry reported that there was a severe drought in the world and forced Xiao Yan to issue an edict to punish himself. In his ear: [The Dog Emperor looks like he is going crazy again... Where is the imperial doctor! Such a big anger must be caused by excessive liver fire! Prunella vulgaris and chrysanthemum soaked in water to drink! Didn't anyone make herbal tea for him? What's going on in this palace? The service awareness is so bad! Xiao Yan almost lost his temper. Later, Shen Fenghe became more and more arrogant, scolding him with the same words every day. So Tanhua Lang was promoted. Tanhua Lang was promoted again. Tanhualang has been promoted to a bachelor! With rapid promotions all the way, the whole court was in an uproar, impeaching Shen Fenghe for being a traitor and a traitor, causing harm to the country and the people. Xiao Yan burned all the impeachment memorials. Shen Fenghe knelt on the ground to thank the Lord for his kindness, but the voice in his head was wailing: [Brother, don't burn it! What if they are right? ! He was promoted faster than Yan Song. Isn't this the standard script for the henchmen around the tyrant? ! Will he be betrayed by Qingjun next? ! " Xiao Yan finally couldn't hold it back and laughed loudly in front of a room of eunuchs. Later, he discovered that there were people in the world who could rush forward with their eyes closed when he was being assassinated. Fight, fight, fight! Anyway, if the dog emperor dies, the new emperor will definitely kill me! Go! Twenty years later, another good man—no, a good woman—ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh—] Xiao Yan cut off the assassin's head and said these words. Wait. A good woman? Food Guide ★The voice of my heart is sweet and refreshing, and it is easy to express my feelings. ★To get promoted, get rich and fall in love, the heroine wins all the way by complaining in her heart ★In the early stage, the male protagonist really criticized the tyrant, but in the later stage, he was driven into a love brain by the female protagonist's voice. Purpose: Active life