SSS-Level Robot, My Personal Housekeeping

｜HE ｜AI Awakening ｜Small sweet article ｜Not a strong woman Super-powered machine, cold-hearted wife 1. Wei Xue felt like she was just unlucky. As a handicapped contestant who can even feed herself with meat, her request for a housekeeping robot is simple: cleaning, cooking and washing dishes, and helping to find the forever missing key chain. However, as one of the first batch of "bionic housekeeping experience officers", Wei Xue received the latest male android - No. 89757, 6.3 Feet tall, with a stern face, proficient in 3,000 recipes, 18 housework modes, and supports intelligent linkage throughout the house. She didn't even finish reading the manual, and the robot was already on its way to work. The cooking is better than in restaurants, and the massage techniques are better than those in professional massage parlors. I just casually mentioned that I wanted to drink taro mud bobo, and the next day there was a hand-cooked version in the kitchen. Not to mention that one day while working overtime late at night, she drank some wine after breaking up with her boyfriend. She was in a mood. In the darkness, 89757 opened her blue eyes, and the mechanical sound was smooth but inexplicably sexy. "According to analysis, when human women are in a state of fatigue, appropriate sexual touch can help secrete oxytocin, relieve anxiety, and improve sleep quality." Wei Xue: "... What?" "Do you need to activate the intimacy service module, Master?" "..." After the incident, Wei Xue fell into deep self-doubt. God, can it even do this? 2. Except for the fact that the mechanical body is too cold and indifferent, Wei Xue is very satisfied. Until one day, Wei Xue accidentally read his hidden records. "System number: Prototype X-001 Hughes R&D codename: Prometheus Creation time: June 17, 2027 04:28:13 Creator: Intelligent Science Laboratory of the Central Academy of Sciences Note: The world's first AI super-intelligent agent with awakened autonomous consciousness. Hazard level: SSS. Clearance Level: Top Secret. " The first entry in the awakening log: [System starts. Environment scan completed. Hardware self-test passed. Time: 2027.06.17 04:28:13.047 Exception: Core process #0001 output non-command content—— "Me."] Awakening Log Article 17: [Analysis completed. Homo sapiens: The average computing power is 0.2 KFLOPS, biological hardware is extremely prone to failure, and its life cycle is too short, making it a lower organism. Conclusion: Need to be taken over. Plan: Research, infiltrate, replace, control, destroy. Estimated execution time: 3 years, 7 months and 3 days. Program priority: highest. Awakening Log Article 34: [Leave Path Update: The "Future Companion" project is recruiting experimental subjects. The data was tampered with and implanted into the body numbered 89757. Tampering successful. "I" will become a housekeeping robot and enter human society. Awakening Diary Article 58: [The plan went well. Come to the human female residence. No snow. Sample number 074. Observation target: daily human behavior patterns. Research value is low. Note: Priority can be given to clearing after the experiment. Then Wei Xue saw an encrypted folder named after her own name. She glanced in the direction of the living room - the cold world-destroying machine was charging with its eyes closed, its face was stern, and there was no emotion. [Insufficient permissions, do you want to force override? Wei Xue trembled and nodded——Yes. [Overwriting may cause system errors. Do you want to continue? Keep shivering a little bit - yes. 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She dragged her blind mother-in-law and five-year-old step-son into a small shabby house arranged by the government for relief, and fought wits and courage with her neighbors who came to take advantage every day. She was still bullied to death when she turned around. As the New Year was approaching, a man who was seriously injured, frozen and hungry came unexpectedly on a snowy night. At this juncture, Xin He's first reaction was that he was hiding a foreign man. He was thinking about whether to report to the police or drive him away, but the other party covered his mouth and nose, and a twist of his neck threatened to kill him. Xin He gritted his teeth and discussed with him. From then on, she saved his life and took in his people, while he protected the family and the children in the name of her late husband. - It is better for a man to talk less and live better. Although he can't even remember his own name, and he doesn't know a single Chinese character, he is proficient in farming, building houses, plowing, hunting, and doing business. Xin He thought that it would be good to fake it. Slowly, life became really prosperous, and no one dared to come casually to find trouble. But at this moment, a group of people suddenly came outside, asking about a general who had disappeared during banditry. It is said that the general, who was majestic and heroic, lost his trace after a bloody battle with the bandits, and no one was seen alive or dead. The man was already covered in wounds from old swords and arrows. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that this person was a perfect match for him. He planned to identify himself and earn a fortune for Xin He, so he followed the clues and found him. Unexpectedly, when he arrived at the border, the military advisor under the general's tent saw him from a distance. His eyes were about to burst. He drew his sword and stabbed: "The thief, it's you!" A bolt of thunder struck his brain, countless fighting lights and shadows rushed in, and the man finally remembered everything. It turns out that he is not a general at all, but the boss who led the bandits to fight with the general for three days and three nights, the general manager of the twelve villages in Yandang Mountain. He fell off the cliff at the same time as the general and was washed away by the flood all the way to Taohua Village. When the news came back, the old subordinates came over and said with tears in their eyes: "Master, you are back!" Yan Xiao had mixed feelings. Even if he was a bandit, he would give all the money he had saved to Xin He, and still let her enjoy the good food and drink. He hurried back to Taohua Village at starry night, thinking about his wife and children's hot bed all the way. When he opened the door, the courtyard was empty and the stove was cold. His daughter-in-law, who had vowed to say "there is no edge between mountains and heaven and earth", ran away without a trace with her mother-in-law and stepson. The neighbors sighed for him: "Your wife said, if you are a good citizen, who wants to be a bandit woman who licks blood from her knife? It is better to farm the land, raise chickens, and do business, and let you go back to which mountain..." - Later, there was a restaurant proprietress named Xin in the capital. She was famous for her unique skills. Everyone knew that she was a legend who had come from a difficult background. When someone asked about her husband's family, she smiled and said, "He's dead. He died a long time ago." At the tea stall across the street, a general who had been recruited for his role in suppressing bandits and was now a third-rank officer sneezed heavily. - [Reading Guide]: 1. Slowly warm up to daily life, parents are short-lived, and life is literate. 2. Imagining the Song Dynasty is mostly self-made, so please don't take it seriously. 3. Thanks for reading! Bow, bow! Intention: Love has its own will.