
A Poor Asian's Guide to Being Reborn [Quick Transmigration]
可怜亚裔重生指南[快穿]
by He Yu (荷彧)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- –
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- –
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Yan Sha is the most beautiful student at St. Fael Noble Academy. Gentle by nature and stunning in appearance, he is bullied day and night.
But Yan Sha refuses to give up on life. While desperately struggling to survive, he happens to learn that he is in an erotic novel about a bullied bottom, where he is the beautiful protagonist, and his ultimate fate is to be tortured to death.
Yan Sha: ...
Heartbroken and hopeless, Yan Sha kills himself.
The next second, Yan Sha is alive again. But the familiar academy is gone, replaced by a blank white space, and an electronic System voice speaks in his ear.
"Hello! I'm your thoughtful little assistant, Number 006. Welcome to our Rebirth System!"
Yan Sha: "Cancel the subscription."
"Cancellations aren't accepted, sweetheart!"
Yan Sha checks himself over, but he doesn't feel any different from before he died.
"Am I alive or dead right now?"
"You're mostly dead, but still alive!"
"..."
"Ahem. Anyway, your vital signs don't meet our System's requirements for a living person. You'll need to reach the target to successfully be reborn!"
"To earn the points, you need to complete missions in small worlds. You'll have to go to seven of them!"
Yan Sha feels nothing in particular and treats this strange experience as his final dream before death.
But when he enters the small worlds and sees his missions, he wants to die even more.
World One: After being forcibly implanted with parasites, he becomes the Mother of All Insects and is forced to bear the burden of reproducing their offspring. Each pregnancy changes his appetite drastically, from eating more to eating stranger things. In the end, male insects have to give up their lives to mate with Yan Sha...
World Two: The private life of a hugely popular celebrity is actually a chaotic mess. Yan Sha doesn't want it to be this way either, but he is an omega incubus, and his need for a certain vital fluid far exceeds that of other people. He has to keep finding men, finding men, finding men...
World Three: A destitute orphan has maxed out his esports talent. To get a tryout, Yan Sha gives himself up. To make the starting lineup, Yan Sha gives himself up again. For the championship, Yan Sha does it once more. This neglected gem can't stand having someone more dazzling than him in his way. He must give it everything he has to reach the top of the world.
World Four: Back at St. Fael, Yan Sha once again becomes a target for the noble students to hunt. But this time, his personality has changed completely, and he looks down on everyone equally. When someone humiliates him with money, he pays them back with even more money. Gradually, everyone thinks Yan Sha is a rich heiress. Then someone sees this haughty princess working the floor at a nightclub...
World Five: A sword cultivator genius appears out of nowhere. He wants to defeat every opponent under heaven, but also to possess untold wealth and riches. The world can't stand him but can't get rid of him, until one day this aloof sword cultivator, who practices the Unfeeling Path, accidentally drinks a love potion. That's when everyone discovers that a seed of passion has long been growing inside this seemingly celestial figure. It turns out the greedy sword cultivator doesn't just want to defeat and conquer the world. He also wants to drain the whole world dry.
World Six: A useless emperor in a time of chaos. Even the Imperial Observatory openly declares that the Li Dynasty will fall under Yan Sha's rule. Yan Sha says that sounds like an invitation to lie down in even greater comfort. But when other nations invade, Yan Sha solves one crisis after another simply by lying down. His unintentional efforts bear unexpected fruit: the Li Dynasty survives and even develops friendly relations with its neighbors. The ties aren't maintained by princesses sent off for political marriages, but by the little good-for-nothing Yan Sha, who only ever lies on the imperial bed.
World Seven: A modified robot, abandoned because it matured too late, is found by an inhuman doctor who continues to make a series of alterations to it. Just as he is about to enter the command that will activate it, the experiment awakens ahead of schedule, and the desire to kill surges through its blood. Yan Sha hasn't seen a living person for a long time. What he can't figure out is why everyone who comes to find him first pins him to the ground. It isn't until he has killed everyone in the world but the last man, his father, the doctor, that Yan Sha learns the truth: his original model was a sex robot.
After diligently making it through all seven worlds, Yan Sha feels lighter than ever before. The System, silent for a long time, comes back online and congratulates him on being reborn.
Yan Sha still has a lot of questions.
Who wants him to be reborn?
Why does he have to play a villain in every world?
Where will he be reborn?
Yan Sha doesn't get a chance to ask any of them. When he opens his eyes, all he sees is birdsong, fragrant flowers, and a gentle breeze.
"Welcome to this beautiful yet cruel world, Shasha."
[Blurb written on: May 29, 2026]
Reader's Guide:
1. In the original book, the bottom is very timid and obedient. This is his nature, so even when he plays a villain in the worlds, his original personality may show through. Please don't criticize him. This is a long growth story, and the faster he grows, the better.
2. All the male leads who can see the bottom are pure in both body and heart. A man's chastity is the best cosmetic treatment.
3. Every small world has a happy ending. Whoever the bottom chooses becomes the top in that world.
4. The author is, at heart, into dark and twisted stuff, so some vulgar writing may appear. If you don't like it, please don't flame me!
5. More details will be added once I start writing...
Theme: Work hard and strive forward.

