Whoever Says Pregnancy, I'll Make Them Regret It

Lin Xiaoye is a man.

In a qipao, he's the top hostess serving fruit at a high-end karaoke club. Out of it, he's a notorious little thug: a pretty, crooked schemer who cons, cheats, and swindles, targeting rich men in particular.

The top hostess and little thug ends up falling for a man.

The man is absurdly handsome, with eight-pack abs and every last hair in exactly the right place for Lin Xiaoye's tastes.

The only problem is that when Lin Xiaoye found him, the man was frozen stiff.

No worries. Once he's thawed out, he'll be just as useful.

Without a second thought, Lin Xiaoye stripped naked and carried the man straight to bed.

But the first thing the man did when he came around was sleep with Lin Xiaoye. Then he ran off. Holding his backside, Lin Xiaoye muttered, "Damn, the farmer and the snake... turns out I'm the farmer."

A month later, Lin Xiaoye ran into that handsome snake again.

This time, the man was surrounded by a group of rich bosses, sitting regally in the center of a leather sofa while waiting for Lin Xiaoye to bring him a fruit platter.

Fine!

This time, I'll make sure I leave nothing of you untouched.

Lin Xiaoye let his waist go limp and fell right into the man's arms. In a voice so affected he nearly strained his throat, he said, "Oh, boss, do you remember that cozy winter night?"

Still putting on the act, Lin Xiaoye clutched his stomach. "I have your baby in here, you know. Three million in hush money. Cash or bank transfer?"

Coming soon, a spin-off:

Whoever Says I'm Getting Married, I'll Fight Them

Shen Liangfan was a gifted young man at the very top of the rich and powerful. Handsome and talented, he fell for a poor boy with nothing to his name, Lin Chengyou.

For three whole years, he pursued him with such a grand display that everyone in town knew. In the end, all he got was:

"We can't be together."

Shen Liangfan had always known how to accept defeat and move on. Rejected, he turned and left without looking back.

But one day, he woke up to find the world had completely changed.

He was in Lin Chengyou's arms, their fingers interlaced and matching wedding rings on their hands.

A bright red marriage certificate sat by the bed, and everyone was congratulating them on their wedding.

Lin Chengyou even leaned down to kiss him again and again, his voice tender:

"Honey, I love you."

Shen Liangfan: "...What?"

He slapped the marriage certificate off the bedside table.

"Who the hell says I'm married? I'll fight them!"

Theme: Happiness always comes knocking