The White Ballad System Turns Out to Be a Secret Weapon

The protagonists in various little worlds are bound to a so-called "Straight Man" System. The System keeps making baffling claims about the protagonist gong:

He can share a bed with you and still won't touch you.

Even after years of marriage, he still won't touch you.

The System insists with absolute certainty: "He may treat you very well, but he's straight, so he definitely won't touch you. Why are you climbing into his bed?! How is he even more eager than you?!"

(World One completed) (World Two completed)

World One (Western fantasy, a once-upright but increasingly unscrupulous ranger gong x a lively, innocent, and amoral elf shou) (Completed)

Having believed the System's claims about the ranger, the innocent, beautiful elf decides to rent a room and share a bed with his handsome ranger partner.

The elf declares righteously, "Frugality is a traditional virtue."

The ranger: "I'll sleep on the floor."

The elf: "Let's sleep together. I swear on my virtue that nothing will happen tonight."

The ranger: ...

So they sleep in the same bed.

It turns out the elf has no virtue. He's a restless sleeper.

The ranger can't sleep.

The ranger closes his eyes: "He's so innocent and so young. You need to have a conscience."

The ranger opens his eyes: "Does a good person deserve this kind of torment?"

The ranger decides to abandon his morals. It's time to teach this innocent, beautiful elf a lesson.

World Two (cultivation, scheming senior disciple gong x short-tempered junior disciple shou) (Completed)

The System says the senior and junior disciples will form a bond in the future, but the senior is straight and never touches the junior, even years after their bond.

The junior, who's currently studying at the Hehuan Sect, is furious.

The junior: "Are you looking down on my talent for learning?"

He storms over to confront his senior.

The senior declares solemnly, "That's right, Junior Brother. I'm straight. Even if you climb into my bed wearing nothing at all, I'm still straight."

The junior: "Impossible!"

The senior: "How would you know if you don't try?"

The provocation works. The junior decides to find out for himself, and gets thoroughly tossed around.

The senior graciously declares that for his junior brother, he's willing to sacrifice a straight man's virtue.

World Three (upright martial arts alliance leader gong x arrogant Demon Cult protector shou)

The System says the martial arts alliance leader will marry the Demon Cult protector for the greater good, but after the wedding they'll be nothing more than courteous companions, because he's straight.

The Demon Cult protector, who's been trying to find the alliance leader's weakness: !

The protector decides to sleep with the alliance leader, then use it to disgust the upright, virtuous man.

So he drugs the alliance leader.

The next morning,

The protector grits his teeth: ...I think I've been punished for my misdeeds.

The alliance leader, looking refreshed: As expected, doing good deeds brings rewards.

One-on-one, both chaste, no switching or reversals, handsome gong and beautiful shou.

For BL readers who love the gong-and-shou couple, and only for them.

P.S. (Worlds Two and Three have a little melodrama.)

To avoid arguments and keep things harmonious, I changed the title, blurb, and the System's name.

The author has the utmost respect for every couple in love, regardless of their orientation. This is a danmei novel, and at its heart is a gong-and-shou couple who are made for each other and live sweetly ever after!

There aren't many scenes featuring side characters. For BL readers who love the gong-and-shou couple, and only for them.

Here's the blurb for an upcoming novel:

"Master, What Happened to Your Morals?"

A cool, upright immortal with handsome brows and bright eyes, the gong, and his young, beautiful, troublemaking disciple, the shou. Handsome gong and beautiful shou. The gong has only one disciple, the shou.

After certain events, the shou loses his memory. His memories are stuck on the day he first became the gong's disciple. He admires and respects his aloof master's character. Then the amnesiac shou opens his eyes.

He finds the gong cultivating duality with him.

The shou is shocked: "...Master, do I have a talent for being a cultivation vessel?"

No, that's not the point. The point is, how could a master of such high moral character make a move on him?

The shou: "Master, what happened to your morals?"

The gong sneers: "Shouldn't I be asking you that?"

*

The gong is cultivating duality with the shou to help him gradually recover his memories.

Every time the shou regains a piece of his memory, he comments on the gong's morals. The gong: ...

*

Actually, the two of them have been partners for a long time.

The gong is often driven to the edge of his patience by the beautiful little bastard that is the shou, and can only sleep with him. Sleeping with the little bastard doesn't make him behave, though.

But the gong enjoys himself. (The shou does too.)

Both chaste, one-on-one, no switching or reversals!

For BL readers who love the gong-and-shou couple, and only for them.

"A Western Fantasy Age-Gap Romance"

Yiseka Oulian x Saye Kalosu.

A once-upright, smooth-talking, devious gong x a clever, eccentric, adorably unconventional shou

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Yiseka is the most famous hero on the continent of magic, but lately he's been troubled by two things.

First, he fell in love at first sight with an extraordinarily beautiful blond elf, but can't get in touch with him.

Second, someone claiming to be his adopted son is committing evil deeds everywhere.

A month later, both problems are resolved.

Yiseka deals with the evildoer.

The next day, the blond elf comes to see him. His name is Saye.

Now Yiseka faces a new problem:

Saye claims to be his adopted son's fiance.

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Saye is the holy son of the elves. He heard that the elven holy son has some kind of verbal engagement to Yiseka's adopted son.

So Saye decides to visit this so-called "fiance."

If Saye doesn't like him, he'll give up being the elven holy son and call off the engagement.

But the one who opens the door is an incredibly handsome, black-haired man.

The man asks Saye, "Do you like your fiance?"

Saye thinks this is his fiance.

Saye blushes.

Saye nods emphatically. "I like him very much."

Yiseka gazes at Saye, melancholy.

Yiseka thinks of two ways to handle this.

1. Pretend to be his own "adopted son" and marry Saye. (Story 1)

2. As his adoptive father, comfort Saye and convince him to stay, then seize the opportunity to court him. (Story 2)

Story 1:

Saye never suspects Yiseka's disguise, because Yiseka is his idol.

Although Saye has never seen what Yiseka looks like, he's heard plenty of stories about his idol.

His idol is a man who is exceptionally chaste and aloof.

But the handsome black-haired man sleeping beside him clearly doesn't fit that description.

They sleep together every day.

When Yiseka learns what Saye thinks, he falls silent.

Yiseka starts wondering how to let Saye know that he is the aloof, morally upstanding idol he admires.

Story 2:

When Saye learns that Yiseka is the adoptive father of his "fiance," he's devastated. As far as he knows, his idol is morally upstanding and chaste. Saye is deeply worried. He doesn't know how to seduce him.

After thinking it over, Saye decides to pretend to be ill, so Yiseka will care for him and his idol will come to feel for him.

At the same time, Yiseka is preparing to take advantage of the situation.

Yiseka plans to take meticulous care of Saye and do his best to make him fall in love with him in the process.

You like me. I like you too.

What a coincidence.

Both chaste, one-on-one, no switching or reversals!

For BL readers who love the gong-and-shou couple, and only for them.

Thematic premise: Love is the answer to everything.