The protagonist bottoms in various little worlds are bound to a so-called “straight guy” System. The System keeps making strange false claims about the protagonist tops:
He’ll share a bed with you without touching you;
Even after years of marriage, he still won’t touch you.
The System insists with absolute confidence: “Sure, he treats you well, but he’s straight. He definitely won’t touch you, why are you climbing into his bed?! Why is he even more forward than you?!”
(Little World One is complete)
Little World One (Western fantasy, a ranger top who used to be upright but gradually loses his moral compass X a lively, innocent elf bottom with no sense of morality)
Because he believes the System’s lies about the ranger, the innocent, beautiful elf decides to rent a room and share a bed with his handsome ranger partner.
The elf says with complete confidence: “Saving money is a traditional virtue.”
The ranger: “I’ll sleep on the floor.”
The elf: “Let’s sleep together. I swear on my morals that nothing will happen tonight.”
The ranger: …
So they sleep in the same bed.
It turns out the elf has no morals.
He’s a restless sleeper. Wearing thin pajamas, he curls up in the ranger’s arms.
The ranger can’t sleep.
The ranger closes his eyes: He’s so innocent and so young. I have to be a decent person.
The ranger opens his eyes: Should a good person really have to suffer like this?
The ranger decides to abandon his morals. It’s time to teach this innocent, beautiful elf a lesson.
Little World Two: (cultivation, a scheming senior brother top X a hot-tempered junior brother bottom)
The System says that the senior brother and junior brother will form a cultivation bond in the future, but the senior brother is straight and never touches the junior brother, even after years of being bonded.
The junior brother, who’s currently studying at the Hehuan Sect, is furious about this.
Junior brother: “Do you look down on my ability to learn?”
The junior brother angrily seeks out the senior brother to demand an explanation.
The senior brother declares righteously: “That’s right, Junior Brother. I’m straight. Even if you climb into my bed without wearing a stitch, I’ll still be straight.”
Junior brother: “No way!”
Senior brother: “How would you know unless you try?”
…
The provocation works. The junior brother decides to put it to the test himself, and gets thoroughly turned upside down.
The senior brother graciously says that for the junior brother’s sake, he’s willing to sacrifice a straight man’s morals.
Little World Three: (an upright martial arts alliance leader top X a tsundere demonic cult enforcer bottom)
The System says the martial arts alliance leader will marry the demonic cult enforcer for the greater good, but they’ll merely treat each other with respect after the wedding because he’s straight.
The demonic cult enforcer, who’s been trying to find the alliance leader’s weakness: !
The enforcer decides to sleep with the alliance leader, then use it to disgust the upright leader.
So he drugs him.
The morning after,
the enforcer grits his teeth: …I think I got what was coming to me.
The alliance leader looks refreshed: Sure enough, doing good deeds brings rewards.
One-on-one, both are virgins, no cheating and no switching roles, handsome top and beautiful bottom.
Suitable only for readers who ship this top-bottom pairing.
P.S.
To avoid starting arguments and to keep things harmonious, I’ve changed the title, blurb, and the System’s name.
The author respects all couples in love one hundred percent, regardless of their orientation. This is a danmei novel, and its core is that its top-and-bottom couple are made for each other and live sweetly and happily!
There aren’t many scenes for supporting characters. Suitable only for readers who ship this top-bottom pairing.
Wishing the most important and loveliest readers of the danmei section who ship top-bottom couples an enjoyable read!
Here’s another upcoming novel blurb:
Shifu, What Happened to Your Morals?
A cool, upright Immortal Venerable with sharp brows and bright eyes as the top, and his young, beautiful, troublemaking disciple as the bottom. Handsome top, beautiful bottom. The top has only one disciple, the bottom.
After something happens, the bottom loses his memory. His memories are still stuck on the day he first became the top’s disciple. He admires and respects his cool shifu’s character. Then the amnesiac bottom opens his eyes.
He discovers the top is cultivating with him in bed.
The bottom is shocked. “…Shifu, do I have a talent for being a cultivation furnace?”
No, that’s not the point. The point is, how could such a morally upright shifu make a move on him?
Bottom: “Shifu, what happened to your morals?”
Top sneers: “Shouldn’t I be asking you that?”
*
The top is cultivating with the bottom to help him gradually recover his memories.
Whenever the bottom recovers another part of his memory, he comments on the top’s morals. The top: …
*
They’re already bonded partners.
The top is often driven to the end of his patience by his beautiful, incorrigible bottom, and can only sleep with him. Even though sleeping with the bottom doesn’t make the incorrigible man behave.
But the top enjoys it. (The bottom enjoys it too.)
Both are virgins, one-on-one, no cheating and no switching roles!
For readers who ship top-bottom couples only.
A Western Fantasy Romance Between an Older Man and a Younger Man
Iseka Orian X Saya Carlos.
A once-honest, silver-tongued, sly top X a clever, oddball, adorable bottom
*
Iseka is a famous mage. Lately, he’s been troubled by two things.
First, he fell in love at first sight with a beautiful, lively elf, but has no idea who he is or how to find him.
Second, someone is claiming to be his adopted son and going around causing trouble. But he’s never adopted a son.
A month later, both problems are resolved.
Iseka kills the man who was impersonating his adopted son. The next day, the beautiful elf comes looking for him.
That’s when Iseka learns that the elf he likes is named Saya.
Now Iseka has a small problem.
Saya claims to be his adopted son’s fiancée.
No big deal.
Iseka has two ways to handle this:
1. Pretend to be his “adopted son” and marry Saya. (Story 1)
2. Console Saya as his adoptive father, have him stay here, and then seize the opportunity to court him. (Story 2)
Iseka X Saya.
For readers who ship top-bottom couples only.
Theme: Love is the answer to everything
A bad joke to lighten the mood. Maybe I'll write it in the text when the two of them leave the secret realm and tie themselves up with each other.
A monk was cheated by these brothers, so he angrily wrote a sign in front of the courtyard.
Gu YunX, Yan YunX and dogs are not allowed inside.
Gu Yunlai and Yan Yuntang didn't understand this brand very much.
Because the two of them didn't know what the dog had done wrong.
The senior brothers in the original plot are actually quite sour. The eldest brother avoided his junior brother and began to learn the ruthless way. The junior brother thinks that his senior brother hates him, and he firmly believes this. But he didn't know that his senior brother had gone crazy, and he was just trying not to hurt himself. The younger junior brother just feels that his senior brother hates him, so he will also hate his senior brother until his senior brother can't bear it anymore. So, on a seemingly ordinary day, Gu Yunlai suddenly went crazy.
As we all know, a straight man means someone who directly likes a man [dog head]
Senior Brother is so cute... It's really surprising that Senior Brother would want to participate in Junior Brother's dreams xd
Hahahahahahahahaha Happy Mid-Autumn Festival
I feel like Mo Xiu can develop into entertainment, hahahahahahaha, I am so talented in creating entertainment works.
It made me laugh!
System: It is all because of these outstanding gay men that the yin and yang in the world of immortality are disordered, yang is strong and yin is weak. Oh my god, how could two such excellent men kiss? They should be straight men. The sky is falling
Demonic Cultivator: (taking notes) If you let good people engage in BL, the world of immortality will be ruined. The world belongs to us Demonic Cultivators.
Tian: I'm not that fragile. Let alone one-on-one sex. Even if you are all gay, I won't care.
When I wrote about the wicked brothers, the atmosphere suddenly became lively. It's very fun to write an IF line that binds the system. Please update slowly in the comment area when you have time. A spoof of joy.
One
The eldest brother is a straight man who practices ruthlessness.
Legend has it that monks who practice the ruthless way kill the person they want with the first sword.
It turns out that this legend is not very reliable.
The first sword, the second sword, and the Nth sword of the senior brother were all those who said that his ruthless skills were not good.
The senior brother has a junior brother who is studying in the Hehuan Sect.
The junior brother's level of study is almost the same as that of the senior brother.
Swordsmanship is pretty good.
Two
After practicing the ruthless way for a period of time, the senior brother was bound to a system. It said that the senior brother was a straight man and would not touch his junior brother for many years after forming a contract with him.
Senior Brother: "Wait a minute, when did I form a contract with my junior brother? What method was used to trick him here?"
The system spoke earnestly: "Male protagonist, pay attention to your morals and rhetoric. You have high morals, but it is your junior brother who has been secretly in love with you and stalks you."
Senior Brother: "Okay. Then what moral and noble means did I use to fool him into being like this?"
System: "... Why are you so anxious to know about forming a contract with him? Let me stress again, you are a straight man and you would not want to have sex with a man. "
Inexplicable.
The senior brother said: "Why do you think my junior brother and I will have a relationship after we form a contract? Am I not a straight man? "
This system is too much.
How can you slander a straight man who practices ruthlessness out of thin air?
Hahahahahahahahaha
Other monks: Don't come over.
Facts prove that people still need to sleep more [dog head]
A bad joke to lighten the mood. Maybe I'll write it in the text when the two of them leave the secret realm and tie themselves up with each other. A monk was cheated by these brothers, so he angrily wrote a sign in front of the courtyard. Gu YunX, Yan YunX and dogs are not allowed inside. Gu Yunlai and Yan Yuntang didn't understand this brand very much. Because the two of them didn't know what the dog had done wrong.
The senior brothers in the original plot are actually quite sour. The eldest brother avoided his junior brother and began to learn the ruthless way. The junior brother thinks that his senior brother hates him, and he firmly believes this. But he didn't know that his senior brother had gone crazy, and he was just trying not to hurt himself. The younger junior brother just feels that his senior brother hates him, so he will also hate his senior brother until his senior brother can't bear it anymore. So, on a seemingly ordinary day, Gu Yunlai suddenly went crazy.
As we all know, a straight man means someone who directly likes a man [dog head] Senior Brother is so cute... It's really surprising that Senior Brother would want to participate in Junior Brother's dreams xd
Hahahahahahahahaha Happy Mid-Autumn Festival I feel like Mo Xiu can develop into entertainment, hahahahahahaha, I am so talented in creating entertainment works.
It made me laugh! System: It is all because of these outstanding gay men that the yin and yang in the world of immortality are disordered, yang is strong and yin is weak. Oh my god, how could two such excellent men kiss? They should be straight men. The sky is falling Demonic Cultivator: (taking notes) If you let good people engage in BL, the world of immortality will be ruined. The world belongs to us Demonic Cultivators. Tian: I'm not that fragile. Let alone one-on-one sex. Even if you are all gay, I won't care.
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When I wrote about the wicked brothers, the atmosphere suddenly became lively. It's very fun to write an IF line that binds the system. Please update slowly in the comment area when you have time. A spoof of joy. One The eldest brother is a straight man who practices ruthlessness. Legend has it that monks who practice the ruthless way kill the person they want with the first sword. It turns out that this legend is not very reliable. The first sword, the second sword, and the Nth sword of the senior brother were all those who said that his ruthless skills were not good. The senior brother has a junior brother who is studying in the Hehuan Sect. The junior brother's level of study is almost the same as that of the senior brother. Swordsmanship is pretty good. Two After practicing the ruthless way for a period of time, the senior brother was bound to a system. It said that the senior brother was a straight man and would not touch his junior brother for many years after forming a contract with him. Senior Brother: "Wait a minute, when did I form a contract with my junior brother? What method was used to trick him here?" The system spoke earnestly: "Male protagonist, pay attention to your morals and rhetoric. You have high morals, but it is your junior brother who has been secretly in love with you and stalks you." Senior Brother: "Okay. Then what moral and noble means did I use to fool him into being like this?" System: "... Why are you so anxious to know about forming a contract with him? Let me stress again, you are a straight man and you would not want to have sex with a man. " Inexplicable. The senior brother said: "Why do you think my junior brother and I will have a relationship after we form a contract? Am I not a straight man? " This system is too much. How can you slander a straight man who practices ruthlessness out of thin air?
Hahahahahahahahaha Other monks: Don't come over.
Facts prove that people still need to sleep more [dog head]