When a CP Fan Transmigrates Into a Book as Their Own Kid

Qi Wenyin transmigrated into a book. Before he transmigrated, he’d just been obsessing over a couple who loved and hated each other in equal measure. “Leopard and kitty, I’m here!” Then he really was born into their story. Other people transmigrate into a book and get a golden finger, a System, and a chance to turn the tables and get face-slapping revenge. Qi Wenyin gets a dangerous, scheming father and a cool, proud mother. And... a broken family. His two dads are famous across the cultivation world as mortal enemies. After falling into a secret realm one day, they’re forced to become a couple. After spending their days and nights together, they accidentally conceive him. After transmigrating into the book, Qi Wenyin devotes himself to holding this family together. But when he turns around, the couple has gone from “pure hate” to “pure hate PLUS.” And just when he’s trying to bring them together, Nan Sui, the junior disciple who’s been secretly in love with his dad for years, always shows up out of nowhere. He ruins every plan perfectly, and even wants to kill Qi Wenyin’s father so he can take his place! Qi Wenyin lets out a piercing shriek: “A smiling hypocrite with a knife behind his back!” But the best way to beat a rival in love is to keep him away from the couple. Qi Wenyin gets an idea and decides to become the hypocrite’s disciple. He’ll learn from him on the surface, but really, he’ll keep an eye on him. Nan Sui agrees with a smile, hiding murderous intent. Both master and disciple have their own schemes. Qi Wenyin racks his brains to get the couple alone, while Nan Sui discreetly foils each attempt. At last, Qi Wenyin can’t take it anymore. “Master, if you keep this up, I’ll tell everyone you’re in love with my dad.” Nan Sui: “...You win.” Then, after a three-second pause, he suddenly smiles warmly. “I’ll help you.” The result is that Qi Wenyin watches Nan Sui smile as he swaps out the peach blossom wine prepared for his dads and replaces it with a laxative. Qi Wenyin: “...You’re going to get what’s coming to you!” Good news: Qi Wenyin’s prediction comes true. Nan Sui tries to set a trap for his father, but ends up trapping himself instead. Bad news: Qi Wenyin is trapped there too. Qi Wenyin lies badly wounded in Nan Sui’s arms. The man, face cold and expression furious, bandages his wounds, then gives the bandage a hard tug. “Next time you threaten someone, leave yourself a way out.” Qi Wenyin sucks in a sharp breath. “Next time you try to assassinate someone, don’t mess it up.” Still, by a lucky accident, when the couple bursts in to rescue them, Qi Wenyin discovers they’ve actually made up! He stares at the couple, who are already clinging to each other right after confessing their love, then turns to give his bargain-basement master a thumbs-up. But Nan Sui is standing in the shadows, looking at him with an unreadable expression. That look... why does it seem off? Qi Wenyin is horrified: Wait, Master, you wouldn’t... One day later, Bai Yanxing catches the refined, jade-like immortal lord pinning his son in a corner and kissing him. Bai Yanxing: ? Nan Sui calmly lets go, smiling warmly. “Don’t misunderstand. I’m teaching him... how to deal with bad people.” Qi Wenyin: “...” Bai Yanxing looks at his son’s bright red ears, then at the mark at the corner of his junior brother’s mouth that he hasn’t quite wiped away. “You’re teaching him to deal with them using your mouth?” Nan Sui smiles. “You’re perceptive, Brother Bai.” Bai Yanxing: “...Damn it. If you can’t get with my wife, you’re going after my son instead?” P.S. The love interest isn’t actually in love with the protagonist’s dad, ahhh! Upcoming novel 【A clingy kitten painter bottom ✖️ an indulgent daddy-type heir top】 Everyone says Yu You has no schemes at all. He’s like a cat who hasn’t managed to hide its tail. But with less than a year until graduation, this art student unexpectedly manages to hook the heir to an art gallery, Cheng Yunheng. From the very first “chance” encounter, he has everything planned out: He’ll submit their romance as a piece of conceptual art, turning it into his graduation project. Then he’ll run off after graduation... Sure enough, Cheng Yunheng takes the bait. He gives Yu You a card whenever he asks for a present, comforts him whenever he gets jealous, and accepts it even when Yu You flirts with other boys. Everything goes according to plan. Yu You plays the refined, self-serving opportunist with ease. Until the night of the graduation exhibition, when Cheng Yunheng takes the microphone and the lights fall on his tall, graceful figure. “Thank you all for coming. First, I’d like to formally introduce my fiancé’s graduation project.” Yu You pauses mid-sip. “The piece is titled, ” A giant screen lights up: “A Practical Study of Top-Tier Flirting, and Documented Proof of How It Backfires.” The moment Yu You sees what’s on the screen, his expression crumples... The exhibition hall falls dead silent. Cheng Yunheng walks down from the stage and stops in front of Yu You. At last, Yu You understands: The real performance art is thinking you’re on top, while the other person is already beyond the atmosphere, watching you through a telescope and kindly shining a spotlight on you. Theme: A cute little one can save everything!