
When a CP Fan Transmigrates Into a Book as Their Own Kid
当cp粉穿书成了自家崽
by Elm Ear (榆穗)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 288k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 8d ago
- English
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Synopsis
Qi Wenyin transmigrated into a book.
Before transmigrating, he had just been passionately obsessing over a couple who loved and fought each other: "Leopard kitty, kitty leopard, I'm born!"
And then he really was born.
Other people transmigrated into books: golden fingers, Systems, face-slapping and comebacks.
Qi Wenyin transmigrated into a book: a dangerous, scheming father, a cool and aloof mother,
And... a broken home.
His two fathers were famous rivals in the cultivation world. After they fell into a secret realm one day, they were forced to become a couple.
After spending their days and nights tangled together, they accidentally conceived him.
After transmigrating into the book, Qi Wenyin devoted himself to keeping the family together,
Only to turn around and find that the couple had gone from "pure hatred" to "pure hatred PLUS."
And at the crucial moment when he was trying to bring them together, Nan Sui, the junior cultivator who had been secretly in love with his father for years, kept showing up out of nowhere,
ruining his plans perfectly and even plotting to kill his father and take his place!
Qi Wenyin let out a piercing shriek: "A smiling hypocrite with a dagger behind his back!"
But the way to defeat a rival is to keep them away from the couple.
Qi Wenyin had a flash of inspiration and decided to take this hypocrite as his master.
He would study on the surface, but secretly keep an eye on him.
Nan Sui agreed with a smile, hiding murderous intent.
The master and disciple each had their own schemes. Qi Wenyin racked his brains to get the couple alone, while Nan Sui quietly sabotaged every attempt.
Finally, Qi Wenyin couldn't take it anymore. "Master, if you keep this up, I'll tell everyone you've been in love with my father."
Nan Sui: "...You win."
Then, after three seconds of silence, he suddenly smiled warmly. "I'll help you."
And so Qi Wenyin watched Nan Sui smile as he switched the peach-blossom wine he'd prepared for the couple with a laxative.
Qi Wenyin: ...You'll get what's coming to you for this!
The good news was that Qi Wenyin's words came true.
Nan Sui failed in a scheme against his father and ended up trapping himself instead.
The bad news was that Qi Wenyin got trapped with him.
Qi Wenyin lay badly wounded in Nan Sui's arms.
Nan Sui coldly bandaged his wounds, looking furious as he yanked the bandages tight. "Next time you threaten someone, make sure you leave yourself a way out."
Qi Wenyin sucked in a sharp breath from the pain. "Next time you try to kill someone, make sure you don't screw it up."
Fortunately, through a series of mishaps, when the couple burst in to save them, Qi Wenyin discovered that the two of them had actually made up!
Qi Wenyin watched the couple, who had only just confessed their feelings but were already acting lovey-dovey, then turned to give his cheap master a thumbs-up.
But Nan Sui stood in the shadows, his expression unreadable as he looked at him.
That gaze... why did it seem so strange?
Qi Wenyin was horrified. Wait, Master, you wouldn't...?
Later, one day, Bai Yanxing caught the usually gentle and refined immortal with his son pressed against the wall, kissing him.
Bai Yanxing: ?
Nan Sui calmly let go, smiling warmly:
"Don't misunderstand. I'm teaching him... how to deal with bad people."
Qi Wenyin: ...
Bai Yanxing looked at his son's bright red ears, then at the mark still glistening at the corner of his junior brother's mouth. "You're teaching him to use his mouth to deal with them?"
Nan Sui smiled. "You're perceptive, Brother Bai."
Bai Yanxing: ...Damn it,
You can't get my wife, so now you're going after my son?
P.S. The gong isn't actually in love with the shou's father, ahhh!
--Coming soon--
[Dotingly indulgent, fatherly heir Alpha × flirtatious catlike painter Omega]
Everyone says Yu You has no guile, like a little cat that hasn't quite managed to hide its tail.
He's both innocent and alluring, and there was never a shortage of alphas trying to impress him during his college years, yet his love life is as clean as a blank sheet of paper.
But with less than a year until graduation, he unexpectedly managed to hook the heir to an art gallery empire, Cheng Yunheng,
a top-tier Alpha, a renowned aloof beauty in their circle, and an absolute top dog at the peak of the art world. His galleries are spread around the globe.
He completely fulfilled Yu You's fantasies about a partner and could give him everything he wanted.
Most important of all, Cheng Yunheng's pheromones were Yu You's kryptonite!
As soon as he released them, Yu You's legs went weak, and he couldn't help pressing himself against him.
So from their very first "chance encounter," Yu You had already planned everything:
He would treat this romance as conceptual art and make it his graduation project.
And Cheng Yunheng really did take the bait.
If Yu You wanted a gift, he gave him a card. If he got jealous, Cheng Yunheng soothed him.
During Yu You's heat, he was even more patient than usual. Yu You deliberately made a fuss in bed, and Cheng Yunheng patiently played along, waiting for him to take the bait.
Yu You, biting his shoulder: "I don't want you anymore."
Cheng Yunheng, secretly releasing pheromones: "Fine. If you don't want me, then the baby can just bear it alone?"
Yu You, getting hotter and hotter: ?
But he still remembered his mission.
As soon as his graduation exhibition ended, he would get his mark removed and run away, disappearing without a trace...
He'd even checked the plane tickets. He just needed to see a doctor first, since he had been feeling sleepy and nauseous lately.
Until the night of the graduation exhibition, when Cheng Yunheng took the microphone:
"Thank you all for coming. First, I'd like to proudly introduce my fiance's graduation project."
Yu You paused with his juice halfway to his mouth.
"The work is titled..." The giant screen lit up: On the Practice and Proven Failure of Top-Tier Teasery.
It was accompanied by an attention-grabbing image:
A high-resolution pregnancy test.
The instant Yu You saw what was on the screen, his expression cracked...
The exhibition hall fell silent too.
Cheng Yunheng walked down from the stage and stopped in front of Yu You. He leaned over, close to Yu You's heated gland:
"You can run. First, let's register the little one."
Yu You: o.O?!
Wait... how did we end up with a baby!
Theme: A cute baby can save everything!
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I'm so curious about the seme's emotional journey. To him, the uke was just a little kid before, so when did he fall in love with him? Was it just because they went through a life-or-death situation together? After all, he'd always acted like a child before.
I thought they weren't updating anymore because it had been so long since their last update.
Author, could you please mention if there's a story about the parents' love later in the plot? I'd love to see the full version of their relationship! 💪💪
Keep it up! I suggest you write another 10,000 words to practice. 🐶
Please add more chapters!
🐶Update!! ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з