First, you need to emphasize one fact:
You are an idol.
Second, you need to emphasize one fact:
You are a very popular idol.
Finally, you need to emphasize one fact:
You are an idol whose biggest fans are all hardcore solo stans, obsessively devoted to boosting your numbers and fiercely ready to fight for you.
And by “ready to fight,” I mean physically ready to fight. And by “hardcore solo stans,” I mean actual hardcore solo stans: the kind who take turns showing up at every offline fan signing and happen to share the same boss and live in the same employee housing complex as you.
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A young man with pink braids styled like a pineapple and freckles scattered across his cheeks smiled shyly at you. His fingers were casually interlaced in front of him, and his voice was polite but merciless. “So, Ms. □□, do you agree to sign this confidentiality agreement regarding information about my company’s gray-market operations? I’m sure you only wandered into my office by accident. As the hottest female artist currently signed with ‘Passion Entertainment,’ I have very high hopes for you...”
“But sometimes, rules are rules, and the law allows no exceptions. You understand that, right?”
You sat there blank-faced in front of the young man, breaking into a cold sweat!
Wh-what? Is this right? Can this possibly be right? What is happening?
Finding out that your mysterious boss and the head of the underworld were one and the same, that your agency was just a front for the underworld’s business, and that you, its biggest cash cow, might be murdered for discovering its secret before you even got the chance to act like a diva had to be a dream, right? Haha.
As the chairman’s secretary, with his baby face, delivered terrifying and ruthless threats, you signed the confidentiality agreement in tears.
Sob, why the hell is this real?
At the same time, having signed the unfair contract, you realized another fact: those big fans who had somehow gotten your contact information to message you privately, kept running into you at the company, and sometimes even told you about your schedule in advance weren’t just powerful sasaengs.
They were all your damn coworkers!!!
A few things to know before reading:
1. Modern AU, lots of made-up details and no logic, written for pure fun. I’ll write wherever the mood takes me, with no outline, but I’ve made up my mind: I won’t start another novel before finishing this one, and I will finish it.
2. Mainly JoJo Part 5. Members of the Joestar household and La Squadra may be mentioned, or they may not. The romance options will depend on how far I get.
3. OOC warning. The Bucciarati gang and La Squadra are all hardcore fanatical solo stans. Written to suit my tastes. There may be harem rivalry, dream-boy and sister-in-law stuff, and other such settings. Consider yourselves warned. The author has never been a fan of any celebrity either.
4. All-ships, everyone-loves-you setup. Every man and woman who appears will have a one-sided crush on you. No actual couples, I’ll take all of it. The family business is something I made up.
5. Reader-insert romance. The entire story is in second person. You have no name, only a title. The setting exists to serve the plot. When commenting, please use only you, I, we, or us as pronouns. Do not separate the reader from the heroine.
Theme: My first JoJo reader-insert
It's about to enter a long wait. . That is to say, the black pupils are very interesting! Every time I watch the original drama, I look at everyone's expressions. Although Mi Sida always looks optimistic, when I see the expressions and see the black pupils, I still think, "Ah, I always feel like I am holding back a bad look." With this mood, the scene where he and Rong Rong go to the island becomes even funnier when I watch the scene a second time. . . I can only describe him as an "optimistic Italian" Come on, teacher♥ I really like everyone and the days of being an idol. Being able to eat such delicious food is like being lucky enough to get a driver's license. . (?) Keep writing, teacher* If you have the courage to write it, it will be great! When I was writing an article, I wrote the outline and revised it. In the end, the original text had to be overturned and redone. .
No, teacher, I still want to eat
On the shore, the companion is moving around (catching an adulterer in the palace (?) Calling me "senpai" is stupid* shouting Oh, ho, ho, senpai-chan, do you want to be the idol Poison ^O^
Hey, that's it for Chapter 17 of Kishibe Rohan in Part 4! It's very natural and he behaves very familiarly. When you meet someone you are interested in and feel compatible with, you will feel like you are showing weakness and ask for help. When you receive a rejection, you will immediately change your face and say, I am already like this, why don't you accompany me (Oh, I feel a bit fishy) (Ehehe, it also seems to be coquettish) Wow, the unbeaten dog smells so good! But if you fail, don't look for your own problems. Kishiro Rohan, you guy, you still insist that the invitation is only because we have the value of collecting materials. You all understand. Xiong Jing Mo Do Mo Do!!
Fu Ge is so cute and fragile. I want to love this little strawberry so much😭😭🥰🥰
Hello, white-haired Fuge! □□Good luck (? (Referring to career luck)
Well. *Thinking about Jousuke-kun. . ? If it was Roban 33, it would probably be a bombardment of messages, but calling directly is also his style. Emm, looking at it this way, it's Rohan 33. Josuke seems to have something to report. There are not many other contacts. *Looking at the sky
Boss's writing is so beautiful ˗ˋˏ ♡ ˎˊ˗, the emotions are well rendered, and the characters are also posted. I will read them all when I get home. Boss, I will follow you for the rest of my life QvQ
The old master was screwed by capital (?)*Sad
! . Don't cheat you. Er, do you think the agent will be Proshit? Big brother is very trendy!! *Shout (Is the manager also your poisonous Wei? (?) (If it is a passerby or other manager, it will be very miserable. The "big fans" are watching eagerly, and if there is some kind of Shura field, I can only sign up with you to keep warm (?) My wife is so diligent. . Today is the day to update your teeth! I've always picked the finished version before, but this subject matter is really great. . [Panda Head] I will support you every day! *Serious