"The organization has decided that you'll assassinate the leader of the Demon Sect."
Zhuang Yimiao points at himself. "Me?"
But he's only a bookkeeper with rudimentary martial arts skills. Is even being a bookkeeper a high-risk job now? The martial world has really fallen this far.
In a daze, Zhuang Yimiao infiltrates the Demon Sect and starts out as the boss's secretary. From that day on, the sect leader's troubles begin.
Zhuang Yimiao: When the boss reaches for a dish, I spin the table. When the boss speaks, I chat over him. When the boss ascends to heaven, I cheerfully celebrate.
The Demon Sect leader: ...Cheerfully?
Zhuang Yimiao: My mistake, boss. (Slowly turns around.) I'll do it again next time.
A laid-back, lazy bottom × a demon cult leader top.
One-on-one, happy ending, short and sweet. Feel free to add it to your collection.
Coming soon: The Beautiful Passerby the Villain Lusts After
Gu Qingting is a professional passerby character in a third-rate novel. He diligently pushes all kinds of bizarre plotlines forward, never imagining that one day someone would desire him. And that someone is a supervillain.
In Story One, he's a refined, gentle teacher at an academy. His younger brother, the only family he has, racks up enormous debts from dogfighting. Only when the creditors come to the academy does Gu Qingting discover that his brother fled to escape his debts long ago.
Gu Qingting: "I really don't have any money. Once you catch him, just kill him."
The creditor stares at his face, then suddenly smiles. "No rush. If you can't pay, you don't have to. From now on, we're family."
Gu Qingting: "?"
In Story Two, he's a lazy good-for-nothing hiding out in an orthodox sect. He accidentally saves a gravely wounded, poisoned demonic cultivator, the cold-hearted sort who wants nothing more than to destroy the world.
Gu Qingting: "I've heard that people who save villains never end well. Is he going to kill me to keep me quiet?"
Sword Sovereign: "Marry me."
Gu Qingting: "??"
In Story Three, he's a mute medium who can communicate with spirits. The prince summons him to the palace in the middle of the night on a whim, and Gu Qingting immediately sees that the prince has provoked a powerful evil spirit.
Gu Qingting gestures: "There's a powerful ghost on you, Your Highness."
The evil spirit: "If you don't want him to die, give yourself to me."
Gu Qingting shakes his head vigorously.
The evil spirit: "How dare you use seduction magic on me, mortal?"
Gu Qingting: "???"
Are you all right?
One-on-one, happy ending, gradual world-hopping, and sweet. Enjoy without worry.
Theme: Stay true to your original intentions. Righteousness will prevail over evil.
