The Beauty Has a Breakdown (Quick Transmigration)

#A charismatic male lead who wears his heart on his sleeve #A lively, crowded love-triangle free-for-all #Mad, twisted weirdos competing to show off Lin Zimo, male, 24, a full-time kept man who specializes in seducing gullible, rich, handsome fools. One day, his luck runs out. A suitor who’s lost it stabs him clean through, and after he dies, he’s dragged into the Quick Transmigration Bureau to work. Lin Zimo has no idea that the way people fantasize about him has spread throughout the department as a collection of explicit stories. He still puts on his signature sweet smile and says, “I look forward to working with all of you.” The room goes quiet for a few seconds. “Nice, slim waist.” “Great ass.” “It’s my first time seeing you with clothes on, newbie. Want to come to my room tonight?” Lin Zimo: ^^ He hurries into a mission world, never imagining there could be even more creeps there. The mission sounds simple on paper: in each world, just kill time as the most beautiful person around. But in practice… why does every protagonist and villain in every world have some connection to him? And that’s not all. Why are even the random passersby fixated on his ass? Lin Zimo transmigrates through several worlds, and every mission without exception veers into explicit territory. To preserve his virtue, he swiftly slits his own throat and gets out. His coworkers watch: “Dead again? What kind of creep was it this time?” Lin Zimo: ^^ “Want to hear? Split your year-end bonus with me.” [World One: The Sleep Doll Everyone Covets Lin Zimo is the most exquisite sleep doll in the window of a toy shop. People’s love and lust give him a soul, and so he develops a heartbeat. He dutifully lulls his new owner to sleep, caressing and kissing him. But when night falls, a werewolf always appears in his dreams. “I helped you get a soul and a heartbeat. I didn’t do it so you could put someone else to sleep.”] [World Two: The Taoist Big Brother Everyone Covets Lin Zimo is a novice Taoist priest. On his way down the mountain, he encounters a zombie and struggles to suppress it. That night, the wind howls. The corpse-sealing talisman stuck to the zombie’s forehead slowly peels away, and a cold, dark, sharp fingernail traces the Taoist priest’s neck. “It’s been five hundred years. This is the second time you’ve sealed me.”] [World Three: The Beautiful Zombie Everyone Covets Before dying, Lin Zimo was a B-list celebrity. After death, he begs at the Zombie King’s feet, craving more audiences. One day, the spotlights suddenly flicker. The little zombie curls his neck into his oversized stage costume. Reflected in the hazy glass curtain is the upside-down shadow of an esper. “Our sponsorship agreement hasn’t ended. Why did you go and find someone else?”] [World Four: The Castle Ghost Everyone Covets Good news: the married man has stepped out of his portrait. Bad news: his husband is right behind him.] [World Five: The Circus Clown Everyone Covets Once he wipes off his exaggerated, comical makeup, his face is exactly the same as the one everyone holds dear.] As the protagonists, villains, and even bystanders close in, and his mission rewards slip further away, Lin Zimo breaks down and chooses to restart. And as he leaves, those many little worlds head toward oblivion. The little worlds end in tragedy, but the main story ends happily. Everyone is into the male lead, and the official love interest is the most normal one. (A twisted weirdo who crawls through the shadows, unable to have the one he loves, driven mad and brokenhearted, is the best kind.) Theme: Be brave and pursue love