#A charismatic male lead who wears his heart on his sleeve
#A lively, crowded love-triangle free-for-all
#Mad, twisted weirdos competing to show off
Lin Zimo, male, 24, a full-time kept man who specializes in seducing gullible, rich, handsome fools.
One day, his luck runs out. A suitor who’s lost it stabs him clean through, and after he dies, he’s dragged into the Quick Transmigration Bureau to work.
Lin Zimo has no idea that the way people fantasize about him has spread throughout the department as a collection of explicit stories. He still puts on his signature sweet smile and says, “I look forward to working with all of you.”
The room goes quiet for a few seconds.
“Nice, slim waist.”
“Great ass.”
“It’s my first time seeing you with clothes on, newbie. Want to come to my room tonight?”
Lin Zimo: ^^
He hurries into a mission world, never imagining there could be even more creeps there.
The mission sounds simple on paper: in each world, just kill time as the most beautiful person around. But in practice… why does every protagonist and villain in every world have some connection to him? And that’s not all. Why are even the random passersby fixated on his ass?
Lin Zimo transmigrates through several worlds, and every mission without exception veers into explicit territory. To preserve his virtue, he swiftly slits his own throat and gets out.
His coworkers watch: “Dead again? What kind of creep was it this time?”
Lin Zimo: ^^ “Want to hear? Split your year-end bonus with me.”
[World One: The Sleep Doll Everyone Covets
Lin Zimo is the most exquisite sleep doll in the window of a toy shop. People’s love and lust give him a soul, and so he develops a heartbeat.
He dutifully lulls his new owner to sleep, caressing and kissing him. But when night falls, a werewolf always appears in his dreams. “I helped you get a soul and a heartbeat. I didn’t do it so you could put someone else to sleep.”]
[World Two: The Taoist Big Brother Everyone Covets
Lin Zimo is a novice Taoist priest. On his way down the mountain, he encounters a zombie and struggles to suppress it.
That night, the wind howls. The corpse-sealing talisman stuck to the zombie’s forehead slowly peels away, and a cold, dark, sharp fingernail traces the Taoist priest’s neck. “It’s been five hundred years. This is the second time you’ve sealed me.”]
[World Three: The Beautiful Zombie Everyone Covets
Before dying, Lin Zimo was a B-list celebrity. After death, he begs at the Zombie King’s feet, craving more audiences.
One day, the spotlights suddenly flicker. The little zombie curls his neck into his oversized stage costume. Reflected in the hazy glass curtain is the upside-down shadow of an esper. “Our sponsorship agreement hasn’t ended. Why did you go and find someone else?”]
[World Four: The Castle Ghost Everyone Covets
Good news: the married man has stepped out of his portrait. Bad news: his husband is right behind him.]
[World Five: The Circus Clown Everyone Covets
Once he wipes off his exaggerated, comical makeup, his face is exactly the same as the one everyone holds dear.]
As the protagonists, villains, and even bystanders close in, and his mission rewards slip further away, Lin Zimo breaks down and chooses to restart.
And as he leaves, those many little worlds head toward oblivion.
The little worlds end in tragedy, but the main story ends happily. Everyone is into the male lead, and the official love interest is the most normal one. (A twisted weirdo who crawls through the shadows, unable to have the one he loves, driven mad and brokenhearted, is the best kind.)
Theme: Be brave and pursue love
Oops, I feel like everyone died miserably. Mainly because I really didn't expect that the protagonists would die like this. The author, you are so cruel π_π
Why should this system be so incompetent and the protagonist still tolerate it, or even look at it lovingly? . . And judging from the personality, the protagonist is quite smart. How can he be like dough and be manipulated by others? [Spread your hands]
Do you know the author? Someone updated 100 chapters in one day, and then got rich and traveled around the country [CaiGou]
Hey, go ahead, this guy has been bullied [heartbroken]
Sisters, this protagonist is betrayed by the system and still feels sorry for it [cracked]. Can you accept that the system is a scam before you get involved again?
Oh, this bastard is bad, the director is bad, Lin Feidu is bad, your baby is so miserable (p_q)
[Lop-eared rabbit head] [lop-eared rabbit head] Delicious, I look forward to your updates every day [Rose] Come on, I hope more people can enjoy it together [Orange Heart]
""Hold! Stop fucking throwing up! Hurry..."Catch a big bug for the author~
Gelding! His father
"As soon as you use your surname, it's like you walked away..." This is a big bug for the author~
Damn it
[Biting handkerchief] That's great. I'm really worried that the data will be too bad and I won't have the heart to write it down.
Oops, I feel like everyone died miserably. Mainly because I really didn't expect that the protagonists would die like this. The author, you are so cruel π_π
Why should this system be so incompetent and the protagonist still tolerate it, or even look at it lovingly? . . And judging from the personality, the protagonist is quite smart. How can he be like dough and be manipulated by others? [Spread your hands]
Do you know the author? Someone updated 100 chapters in one day, and then got rich and traveled around the country [CaiGou]
Hey, go ahead, this guy has been bullied [heartbroken]
Sisters, this protagonist is betrayed by the system and still feels sorry for it [cracked]. Can you accept that the system is a scam before you get involved again?
Oh, this bastard is bad, the director is bad, Lin Feidu is bad, your baby is so miserable (p_q)
[Lop-eared rabbit head] [lop-eared rabbit head] Delicious, I look forward to your updates every day [Rose] Come on, I hope more people can enjoy it together [Orange Heart]
""Hold! Stop fucking throwing up! Hurry..."Catch a big bug for the author~ Gelding! His father
"As soon as you use your surname, it's like you walked away..." This is a big bug for the author~ Damn it
[Biting handkerchief] That's great. I'm really worried that the data will be too bad and I won't have the heart to write it down.