The Last Unlucky Guy in the Cultivation World

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Li Yechu was reborn.

In his previous life, his cultivation was weak, and his body seemed cursed with ten thousand years of bad luck. Nobody liked him.

Except his master, Li He.

Li He took him in as a disciple, taught him swordsmanship, and protected him through countless life-and-death crises.

Li Yechu thought that, at least in Li He's eyes, he was different.

But only when Li He stabbed him to death at Heartless Cliff did Li Yechu understand that it had all been one-sided from beginning to end.

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Reborn, Li Yechu has a prestigious identity and everything he could want. This time, he absolutely won't repeat his past mistakes.

He resolves to make everyone who once bullied him pay.

The fellow disciples who mocked his weak spiritual power,

The disciples from another sect who pushed him off a cliff,

And the real culprit who framed him for murdering a hundred people and made the world despise him:

He won't let a single one of them get away.

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It's just that his bad-luck constitution still haunts him in this life.

He goes treasure-hunting in a secret realm, hoping to tag along with the crowd and grab a little loot. But he slips and falls all the way to the very bottom of the realm!

And, as luck would have it, there's already someone in the cave: Li He.

Unlucky Li Yechu: Angry, but helpless.

His family decides to find Li Yechu a spouse. As soon as the news goes out, so many talented young men come to apply that they nearly break down the door.

His father looks them over one by one and isn't satisfied with any of them. But he takes a liking to a passing cultivator who's there to deal with demons.

With no way out, Li Yechu has no choice but to meet his father's chosen son-in-law.

But when the visitor turns around, he reveals the face Li Yechu least, least, least wants to see.

Li Yechu: "???"

Li Yechu gets angry: "Absolutely not!!!"

Extra scene:

Only when the engagement invitation is sent to Bu Ping Mountain does Li He finally drop his mask of the righteous Immortal Venerable.

Chains clink. Li Yechu, dressed in wedding robes, has his hands bound and a red veil over his head.

"Xiao Chu, you shouldn't have forgotten."

As Li Yechu looks at him in terror, Li He drains him of his strength, then personally feeds him the wedding wine.

"Didn't we already consummate our marriage?"

[Desperate widower daddy-type master gong x unlucky, cold-faced, adorable disciple shou] [Older master and younger disciple] [Rekindled romance] [Size difference]

Reading Guide:

1. Older master and younger disciple, rekindled romance, both virgins. They are completely devoted to each other, with no chance of breaking up. P.P.P.S.: The shou's appearance is different at first from what it was in his previous life, but his old appearance returns later. Also, both characters are good people and haven't done anything bad (look at me, I'm practically winking XD).

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3. The blurb has been archived.

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Coming soon:

[Daddy-type, scheming rogue tyrant gong x silly beauty shou who offers himself willingly]

[Daddy-type, scheming rogue tyrant gong x silly beauty shou who offers himself willingly]

Lu Nianzhu x Yin Yan

Poor Lu Nianzhu transmigrates after a car accident on his way home from working three jobs. His life ends there.

When he wakes up, he finds himself covered in wounds and lying in the bed of Yin Yan, the infamous, sinister tyrant from the history books.

According to the historical records, Yin Yan was mercurial and killed without blinking. Because of a hidden ailment, he especially enjoyed toying with young men.

In the end, he single-handedly brought the Great Wang dynasty to ruin and became a tyrant remembered with loathing for all time.

Lu Nianzhu takes stock of where he's hurting, then looks at the extraordinarily luxurious bed.

Wait, did I transmigrate into Yin Yan's male concubine?!

Lu Nianzhu trembles in fear. Unable to think of a way to escape, he's just about ready to accept his tragic fate when servants begin bringing treasure into his room, one after another.

Persian wool rugs, pearls as big as lanterns, and enough delicacies to fill a whole table at every meal...

Lu Nianzhu decides to betray the working class.

He can't get back to his old world, and he's already lost himself among all the gold and jewels. In the end, he decides to settle for the next best thing and force himself to take a shot at it:

Cling to the tyrant and get rich off a husband who can't perform!

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Yin Yan is an absolute ruler, notorious for governing with harsh punishments and brutal laws. No one has dared go near him in years.

Half a year ago, the neighboring Great Heng sent a useless fool as a hostage. Yin Yan thought life might finally get a little more interesting.

But the hostage trembled whenever he saw Yin Yan and couldn't manage more than a few words. He was terribly boring.

Then, a month ago, the hostage fell and hit his head at the other residence. When he woke up, he looked confused and said he couldn't remember anything.

Even worse, for some reason he'd got into his head that he was Yin Yan's male concubine.

Yin Yan has a splitting headache and decides to send him to the most remote courtyard the very next day.

But that night, a huge lump is clearly visible on his bed.

Yin Yan: "..."

In the dim candlelight, the useless hostage nervously peeks out with half his face, blinking his pretty eyes at Yin Yan. "Your Majesty, please be gentle..."

Yin Yan's gaze darkens. Suddenly, keeping a male concubine doesn't sound so bad.

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Later, Lu Nianzhu discovers he's been deceived.

He's not the tyrant's male concubine at all. He's a prince of Great Heng!

...Though he is a hostage!

But a man can be killed, not humiliated. Furious, he decides to confront Yin Yan and demand an explanation.

He pushes open the door. The treacherous minister rumored to kill without blinking is leaning against the headboard, his face an unnatural red.

Lu Nianzhu swallows, then tries to sound composed. "Yin Yan, you big liar! I'm here to settle the score!"

Yin Yan breathes heavily and pulls the wife who came to him on a silver platter into his arms. "Perfect. I have something to settle with you, too."

He holds Lu Nianzhu's hand tightly and guides it toward an unknown territory. When Lu Nianzhu's palm finally touches that strangely scorching warmth, his eyes fly open.

Wait, the history books clearly said Yin Yan had a hidden ailment that made him impotent.

Could it be... that was a rumor, too?!

Note: Both virgins, ten-year age gap. The blurb was archived on September 15, 2026.

Core theme: Work hard to change your fate