[Santa Claus dream boyfriend story] Updated daily at 8 p.m.
The Santa Claus android Sheld encountered was special.
A handsome, white-toothed boy, with a waist so slim one hand could encircle it. The first time Sheld saw him, a thought popped into his head:
This is his wife. 😠
So Sheld began wondering how he could trap Santa Claus in a chimney and do whatever he wanted. 🤔🤔🤔
In the first year, Sheld measured Santa’s waist.
In the third year, Sheld measured Santa’s shoulders.
In the seventh year, Sheld built a beautiful snow house.
At last, Sheld had his very own Santa Claus.
When Santa got stuck in the chimney, Sheld looked up at him and enjoyed the view. 😋
“The treasure I’ve dreamed of for so long has finally fallen into my arms.”
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Santa Claus androids in the Unreality District have a hard job. They work all year round. 😨
No. 0 has it the worst. At least he gets to see adorable, innocent children every day. But even after the “child” traps him in a chimney, No. 0 still doesn’t understand what’s going on.
This “child” is 1.9 meters tall, with broad shoulders, a slim waist, and long legs. His name is Sheld.
No. 0 pleads, “Little boy, could you please let me down? 🥺”
Sheld completely ignores him. He slaughters the reindeer, and its antlers become a toy for playing with Santa.
Sheld says softly, “Darling, you’re out of a job.”
No. 0’s eyes widen, and tears instantly fall. Does this mean he doesn’t have to be a wage slave anymore? 😳
His benefactor!
So No. 0 cooperates with Sheld and lets himself be imprisoned. But Sheld’s face darkens as he bites down on No. 0’s knuckle. “Don’t blame me. Don’t hate me…”
No. Φ: “???”
Hate you for what?
For giving me thirty million a month and not making me work?
…I really don’t understand you rich people.
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1. A possessive, anxious, logic-genius top × an insecure android wage-slave Santa Claus bottom
2. An adult fairy tale, pure love, both pure, one-on-one.
3. Plot to romance: 3:7. It’s clearly all about a couple, and the content is pretty niche. Gender-bending, full transformation, and both parties’ perspectives are all part of the fun for this couple.
4. Please check the tags and avoid if needed. Extreme top- or bottom-focused readers, please don’t enter.
5. I won’t accept requests to change wording or writing advice, but you’re welcome to suggest prompts!~
Coming soon
[How Can a Duo Streamer Get a National-Level Badge?] Find it in my author profile, my first book.
Synopsis: [Multifandom] Unusual subject matter. Hoping for 300 followers, please show your support 🙏🏻
Sweetheart Erertu, a pure-hate entertainment streamer whose mouth is full of poison. When the game goes badly, he flames people on stream.
He runs into a jungler who gets invaded from the start and beaten one-on-one.
Erertu: “Jungle bro, did someone put a bunny tail on you? Why are you swaying around so much?”
He runs into a solo-laner who takes the Teleport spell and farms all three lanes.
Erertu: “Guess it really is the Year of the Horse. The solo lane has so many horses to ride~”
He runs into a gold-laner who loves to make snide remarks.
Erertu: “You’re barking so loudly while guarding the door. Is someone behind you?”
In the end, he gets muted and relentlessly flamed by the opposing team for being bad. So Erertu decides to prove himself by getting a national-level badge.
He puts on white stockings and a short skirt, then raises his voice and snaps off a few photos. “I’m not a boy, okay?”
He hooks three big shots.
The first jungler is a mature, uncle-type CEO. The older man in a suit lets him take blue buff, and Erertu earns a national-level Zhen Ji badge.
The second solo-laner is a refined professor. A big, burly husband type lets him take the kill, and Erertu earns a national-level Xiao Qiao badge.
The third marksman is a dark-skinned, sweet younger guy. A strong, athletic college student hits whatever he points at, and Erertu earns a national-level Shao Siyuan badge.
But when Erertu gets numbers one, two, and three together, he slams the apartment door shut.
Why are three grown men all in his apartment at the same time?!
And how do they know his secret?!
“Baby, we believe you’re not a boy now.”
And so Erertu becomes a true sweetheart, and his livestream is completely overrun.
【Baby, do you know? The way you glare at me when you can’t speak is just like you’re acting spoiled~】
【Why are you so cute, baby? Do you even know what kind of dangerous thing I’m hiding?】
【You say you can’t stand our Erertu, but if this were real life, who wouldn’t want to gobble him up on the spot?!】
【So cute! Those chubby cheeks, I want a bite; that round head, I want to nibble it; those soft, pudgy hands, I want to bite them; that white little butt…】
Erertu: “Shut up!!!”
For the first time, Sweetheart Erertu shamefully ends his livestream.
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1. A hermaphroditic beauty streamer × all kinds of husbands. The official partner isn’t decided yet, and it might be one-on-one for each arc.
2. Please check the tags and avoid if needed. Extreme top- or bottom-focused readers, please don’t enter.
3. I won’t accept requests to change wording or writing advice, but you’re welcome to suggest prompts!~
Theme: Having thoughts and being able to think are the starting point of everyone’s freedom
Why are you so romantic? My little couple woo woo [Like] I can play any game woo woo [Compare my heart] I thought 0 was a dodder flower but it seems to be very handsome too. [Knock wooden fish] Redemption is the stick!
How on earth is this chapter... [Knock on Muyu] [Knock on Muyu] [Knock on Muyu] Does the author have a side job? No, I mean, is this Bomb Sculpture + Mechanical Tentacle + Big Sculpture + Ancient God Sculpture really something that Jinjiang can have?
Damn it, it reminds me of the priest's conception [knock on the wooden fish] [knock on the wooden fish] [knock on the wooden fish]. Isn't this chapter so delicious?
By the way, can the application be completed this month? Has it been completed?
Why are you so romantic? My little couple woo woo [Like] I can play any game woo woo [Compare my heart] I thought 0 was a dodder flower but it seems to be very handsome too. [Knock wooden fish] Redemption is the stick!
How on earth is this chapter... [Knock on Muyu] [Knock on Muyu] [Knock on Muyu] Does the author have a side job? No, I mean, is this Bomb Sculpture + Mechanical Tentacle + Big Sculpture + Ancient God Sculpture really something that Jinjiang can have?
Damn it, it reminds me of the priest's conception [knock on the wooden fish] [knock on the wooden fish] [knock on the wooden fish]. Isn't this chapter so delicious?
By the way, can the application be completed this month? Has it been completed?