Why Must Junior Sister Act This Way?

Lou Xuejin discovered that ever since his junior sister acquired a talking squirrel, she had started acting strangely.

Every day, she was either messing with him or on her way to mess with him.

Spreading rumors and ruining his reputation were just her opening act.

Whenever there was no danger, his junior sister would shout, "Prepare to die, Long Aotian!" and charge at him.

He thought she was going through a rebellious phase.

He would put up with it. Kids always grew up eventually.

His junior sister poured her foot bath water into his teapot.

Lou Xuejin, who had already taken a sip of tea: I'll put up with it.

His junior sister hung upside down from the beam in his room, her hair loose and wild.

Lou Xuejin opened his eyes in the middle of the night and came face-to-face with his junior sister, grinning like an evil female ghost: ...I'll put up with it again.

"Senior Brother, I hear white tigers smell musky."

Lou Xuejin graciously let her come closer and sniff.

His junior sister leaned in and sniffed, then said earnestly, "Senior Brother, you smell like an old person."

His fists clenched. Rebellious kids were usually spoiled. A beating would set her straight.

Before he could lay a hand on her, she smiled sweetly. "I was joking, Senior Brother. You smell so good."

*

Wen Xu was a good-for-nothing sword cultivator who diligently embraced doing nothing, until she got bound to a Villainess System.

Her mission was to ruin her senior brother Long Aotian's reputation, steal his opportunities, and finally crush him underfoot.

The first step of her mission: spread rumors about Long Aotian.

"Lou Xuejin has a bad temper and beats the people around him over the slightest thing."

"Lou Xuejin has no morals and is always stealing things."

"I heard Lou Xuejin can't get it up."

The man in question appeared out of nowhere and said in a low voice, "Want to find out if I can, Junior Sister?"

Wen Xu's eyes went wide, and her face turned deathly pale. She yelled, "Pervert!" and fled in a panic.

The second step of her mission: steal Long Aotian's opportunities.

In a secret realm, Lou Xuejin fought desperately and finally killed a ninth-rank flood dragon.

While he was distracted, Wen Xu quietly went over to dig out the dragon's core. But the dragon's hide was incredibly tough. After hacking at it for ages, she had only managed to scrape off a tiny bit of snakeskin.

Just as she was getting discouraged, a sigh came from behind her, and a sword was handed to her.

"Use this, Junior Sister."

After "ruining" Long Aotian's reputation and "stealing" his opportunities, the third step was for Wen Xu to crush Long Aotian underfoot.

But Wen Xu lowered her eyes to look at Lou Xuejin, whose ears had turned bright red.

This isn't right!

Why does it feel like he likes being stepped on?

The System shrieked, "Who told you to step on him like that?"

---Upcoming novel: Why Is the Green Tea Junior Sister a Man?

Mei Jinyue was a workaholic who was determined to crush the entire cultivation world underfoot.

Then one day, she awakened to her own existence and learned that she was merely an early-dead cannon-fodder white moonlight in a male-oriented harem novel.

Her treasures, spiritual roots, and cultivation would all eventually end up in the male lead's hands.

After she died having given everything for him, the female lead would use her three parts of resemblance to Mei Jinyue to squeeze out the rest of her worth and become the sect's most doted-on junior sister.

It was a truly tragic tale.

So, once Mei Jinyue learned her fate, she dropped everything and quit.

*

Two strange things happened at Canglan Sect. The first was that the senior sister, who normally treated cultivation like drinking water, had started playing leaf cards with someone, and had kept at it for three days straight!

One disciple couldn't stand by and watch, and kindly advised her, "Senior Sister, how can you waste your life like this?"

The senior sister didn't even spare him a glance. She scoffed, "What's it to you?"

Could this really be the senior sister who was always gentle and kind, and cared so much for her fellow disciples? Had she been possessed?

The second strange thing was that the sect had gained a burly junior sister who stood taller than even the senior brother, a body cultivator.

She was as beautiful as a flower, but unfortunately, it sounded like she had a duck in her throat. Her voice was harsh and grating, enough to make people want to poison her and silence her at once.

The burly junior sister was not only bizarre in appearance, but also acted as though an old ghost had possessed her.

All day long, she used her croaky voice to fuss over an outer sect disciple who was half a head shorter than her, looking bashful and making a truly painful sight.

*

After Xie Lanyu took command of the demon realm and claimed the title of Demon Lord, the first thing he did was return to the cultivation world and run his sword through the several despicable members of the Xie family.

But why did his wicked older half-sister keep coming back to life behind his back every time he left?

So he simply sat down beside her with his sword in hand and stood guard.

Every time the person on the ground opened her eyes, he stabbed her.

From dawn to dusk, after stabbing her eighty-eight times, his older half-sister finally died for good.

He left with peace of mind, only for an unknown creature called the "Green Tea Sweetheart System" to burrow into his mind.

[You gave our mission-taker psychological trauma. Now you have to take her place and finish the story,] the System said.

Xie Lanyu replied coldly, "Who cares?"

The System said helplessly, [All right. Since you refuse to cooperate, we'll have to take extreme measures.]

With that, electricity surged through Xie Lanyu's body, making him crackle and sizzle.

At first, Xie Lanyu could still flip the bird at the sky while being shocked.

He was a mere evil creature. He would never submit.

After half an hour of electrocution, he gritted his teeth and gave in.

But the System pushed its luck.

[You're the female lead. Do you know what that means? You have to dress as a woman.]

Xie Lanyu gave a chilling smile. "You'd better hope I never find your real body in this lifetime. If I do, I'll tear you to pieces."

The System retorted, [Who cares?]

*

Question: What's the scariest thing in the world?

A demon cultivator buzzed in. "Obviously, seeing your master dressed as a woman, weakly clutching a young lady's clothes, speaking in a high-pitched voice and timidly saying, 'Senior Sister, please don't be mad at me.'"

It was hard to see any future for the demon realm after that.

Theme: Never give up too easily