This year's interstellar military academy is full of masters, including a prince who scatters money as well as paper, a violent lolita whose mouth is as poisonous as controlling knives, and a gentle man who is so crazy that he even bites dogs.
But the most legendary figure is the civilian genius of the mecha combat department.
Xie Luyan, who was born in poverty, looks so handsome, lives alone, and is always accompanied by the screams of fans and fans when he appears, he has all the elements of a legendary figure.
On the first day of school, Xie Luyan defeated the original number one student in the combat department. He was carrying a black shoulder bag and stepped on the man's hand, saying lightly and frivolously, "Please give way, you are blocking my way."
The Interstellar Military Academy was in an uproar, and there were different opinions on the forum. The only consensus reached was that the world of the Interstellar Military Academy was about to change.
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On the first day when Xie Luyan was admitted to the Interstellar Military Academy, he was full of expectations to welcome his wonderful life. As soon as he entered the school, he was blocked by a strange face.
"Hey kid! I heard that you passed the written test first and ended up choosing the combat department. Do you know who I am? I opened this mountain, this tree... Ahhhhh!!"
Xie Luyan kicked the person away and closed the microphone manually.
What kind of secondary school quotation is this? ! Xie Luyan was so embarrassed that his scalp was numb and his ears were hot, and he left in a hurry.
However, he did not expect that in the Interstellar Military Academy, Crouching Dragons and Phoenix chicks appeared frequently, and quotes from the second grade students appeared in endlessly, and there were mountains beyond the mountains.
There was someone who burst into tears after losing a game and shouted at him, "Tears are the weapon of the weak. Don't think I will be knocked down!"
Xie Luyan: ... At least wipe away your tears before saying this.
One night, I looked at my hands and suddenly said, "My hands are stained with blood."
Xie Luyan: ... When you turn black, why don't you go and bask in the sun?
There is also someone who seems to suddenly trigger a literary buff while walking, leaning against a tree and muttering "If melancholy is a talent, then I must be gifted."
Xie Luyan: ... Why didn't that car hit you last time?
Xie Luyan gritted his teeth and said nothing. He felt like he was living in a magical world where all the members were chuunibyou but he was a normal person. He was so suffocated that he almost suffered internal injuries. He complained wildly in his heart: What kind of people are in the Interstellar Military Academy! ! !
Fortunately, there is still a normal person in the command system. Xie Luyan is like meeting a close friend, meeting each other so late that they go in and out together every day.
Until the prince in command looked at him in the night and sincerely invited him to elope, saying affectionately: "I don't need a lot of money, I need a lot of love."
Xie Luyan, who was so poor and crazy, closed his eyes, punched the man in the face, and said viciously: "Shut up."
The prince was beaten until his nose was bleeding, but he still managed to hold on and finish: "This may be the punishment of this world for me." Then he fell to the ground tragically, clutching his chest.
Xie Luyan breathed a sigh of relief and sighed lightly: It's not me who's wrong, it's the world.
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Food guide:
1. Overwhelming with shame·cold on the outside but complaining on the inside·suffering from x, the worst secondary disease in the world·the "disease" is deeply hidden·attack
2. Relaxed and funny style (probably)
3. On the outside, Shou seems to fit in well with the middle school family, but from time to time he will be assimilated and say a few pretentious words.
4. To be added
Copywritten on 2026.05.05
Intention: Keep your heart
