
On How Straight Men Survive in a Strange World
论直男如何在诡异世界求生
by Gulu Rolls (咕噜卷卷)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 211k Words
- Chapters
- 59
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Stats
Tags
- ThemeLove Story
- POVBottom-Lead (Shou)
- Age18+
- Beloved by All
- Lighthearted
- Power Fantasy
- Supernatural
- System
Synopsis
[You are a freshman who is about to enter Lennaya College. Before departure, your brother asked you whether you want to stay in accommodation or study day. What is your answer? The mechanical system sound rang in the mind without any ripples, mixed with some unstable hissing sounds of electric current, which gave the listener a strange feeling of creepiness. Ying Xi looked at his brother in front of him. The man was dressed in a mature and decent suit, with a gentle smile on his face, as if whatever he answered would be accepted tolerantly. He got stuck and didn't reply in time. One second. Two seconds. The smile on the mature man's face suddenly disappeared. Suddenly, there was a thunderbolt from the sky outside the window, dark clouds shrouded the sky, and the sky turned dark instantly. Lightning lit up for a moment, making the man's cold face look fierce in an instant. "You all listen to me, brother." The boy, who had always been bohemian and was in the rebellious moment of adolescence, looked at the man in front of him with trust, which satisfied the man's terrible desire for control. The dark clouds outside the window suddenly dispersed, and the cloudless sky returned, as if the abnormality just now had never occurred. The man still looked like a considerate older brother. The raised corners of his lips showed that he was very dependent on his younger brother, but he gave a general lecture: "Why are you still clinging to your brother every day when you are an adult? It's better to be independent, so let's stay in the hotel." * [You met your childhood sweetheart in the woods of Lunaya College. He had mistaken you for a girl for a long time. After the misunderstanding was resolved, your relationship became awkward. You caught him flirting with someone he was flirting with. Should you rush up and question him loudly now, or should you leave silently and pretend that nothing happened? Ying Qi was shocked. He had just taken a step back when the backpack containing the basketball touched the swaying branches and leaves. The rustling sound quickly attracted the bamboo horse to cast a casual glance at him. A solid and powerful hand pressed against the tree trunk, and the strong muscles protruded around the girl in his arms. The romantic face looked at the young man he had not seen for a long time, and raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Oh? It's you. Do you want to come together?" He squinted his peach blossom eyes, and all the branches and leaves of the small forest started to rustle. In an instant, the wind blew up, so strong that it could almost sweep people away. Yingqi tried his best to stand firm, but still couldn't help but take a few steps back. He looked at the branches that were waving and swinging as if to attack him. One after another, screaming faces appeared on the dark brown tree trunks, like the products of children's graffiti, full of childishness but also a bit weird. It seems that if you don't join, there will be terrible consequences. The inorganic mechanical sound sounded, vaguely mixed with a sense of schadenfreude. Ying Qi responded calmly: "No, I like men." The bamboo horse's expression froze, and he allowed the young man to walk past him with his backpack on one shoulder. The breeze sent an extremely light sweet fragrance to his nose, which made him couldn't help but take a sip and linger with half-squinted eyes. * [On a rainy day, you don't want to go out, so you sit on the sofa and use the sound of the TV news as some kind of white noise to help you sleep. It is broadcast that a car accident occurred in Yongping Community due to heavy rain. You suddenly open your eyes and realize that this is not near the community where you live? [You suddenly remember that your ex-boyfriend, whom you broke up with three months ago, has been watching over you near your neighborhood recently. You are constantly annoyed by harassment and stalking. You can't help but wonder, could the car accident have anything to do with your ex-boyfriend? Ying Qi was nestled on the comfortable sofa, his whole body filled with laziness and tiredness, but his neck suddenly felt a chill, and a big hand that didn't know when it appeared touched down his neck. Drops of thick liquid fell on Yingqi's hair, soaking the soft, furry black hair until it was sticky and blood-red. Ying Qi suddenly opened his eyes and looked behind the sofa. At some point, another figure appeared in the house where he was supposed to be alone, as if he had just been in a car accident. The familiar face was stained with blood, dripping down his cheeks and dripping on his body. In an instant, goosebumps fell all over the place. This tragic car accident was still reported on the news, but the protagonist of the incident appeared in his house inexplicably, hugged him tightly, and sighed: "Baby, is it time to get back together with me..." Food guide: 1. All villains, staged 1v1, attack all clean 2. There is a forum 3. The system can generally only play a role of adding to the chaos (bushi) 4. Growth protagonist. In the early stage, he was a handsome and kind-hearted man who didn't know he was right until he was a straight man with some central air conditioning. Later, he was forced to start using his beauty to compete with perverts in a battle of wits and courage. 5. To be added ——The preview is as follows "Comic passerby A is also working hard to appear on the scene today"—— Mu Wenxing has the classic beautiful white hair in comics, slender white fingers, and a beautiful hand of playing cards. He is a magician who has never appeared in the Circus of Fate. Before he died, everything suddenly seemed to have been pressed on the pause button. A cheerful ringtone flashed through his mind. After being notified by the system, he learned that he was actually in a comic book world. He was still a passerby member of the villain organization and would be eliminated as cannon fodder immediately. [What a great face, I bet a hundred steamed buns that this is the work of an old thief showing off his skills! [Does the new character just receive the box lunch so casually? (Fog) grass! This wave is Bai Mao's failure] This is one of the most popular urban college comics at the moment. The protagonists are four people from the same college of supernatural powers. Due to various coincidences, they formed a team. Their relationship got better and better as they continued to get along, and they discovered the conspiracy of the villain organization. The ending is naturally the victory of justice over evil. Mu Wenxing, who belongs to the evil side, looked through the comment section of the comic and the high-rise forum, and he had the same doubts as the comic readers - No matter how you look at his face, he doesn't look like a passerby who only appears in one episode and becomes cannon fodder, right? Isn't it a bit of a waste of natural resources? System: [Please host to actively approach the protagonist group. The higher the popularity value, the longer the survival time. This opportunity cannot be missed, and you will definitely make money without losing money. The time was automatically set to five minutes before Mu Wenxing received his lunch box. When he met the righteous and awe-inspiring protagonist group that day, Mu Wenxing squatted on the ground, with a blazing fire behind him. The beautiful young man raised his face, his little face was gray and dirty, like a precious cat that strayed accidentally. He blinked and shouted to the leading brown-haired man: "Brother?" The brown-haired man paused. Mu Wenxing expertly pretended to be at a loss, and his bright pink eyes were watery: "Have you seen my brother? I can't find him." * Mu Wenxing was brought back to the Academy of Supernatural Powers by the protagonist group. The four protagonists fed him well and fed him, and he became more innocent and savage. When the protagonist group went on a mission, he followed closely, shouting that he couldn't miss any chance to find his brother. Mu Wenxing has gained a lot of popularity with his pretty face. As the plot continues to progress, his popularity in comic forums has also increased. Even the innocent cruelty that is inadvertently revealed from time to time is naturally rationalized by comic readers. [The bad guys should be eradicated, don't call Xiaomu evil! What's wrong with the little piece of wood? Letting the tiger return home is a taboo! [This double standard is cool, the tsundere cat only shows its soft belly to the protagonist group, but is fierce to others] [My poor little sugar cake, I must have suffered a lot when I was a child, so I can't trust others] [The arrogant beauty competes in the competition! ! Doing bad things is like a kitten knocking over a glass on purpose. I can't bear to blame him at all. Mu Wenxing tilted his head in confusion, thought carefully, and finally agreed: Well, it turns out he is called Tsundere. * On the day of the confrontation with the villain, Mu Wenxing stood in the middle of the protagonist group and was well protected. "Haven't you had enough?" The villain, wearing a black trench coat and a cold temperament, stood opposite them, with a hint of certainty in his indifference. As soon as he finished speaking, the sharp knife penetrated the flesh and made a muffled sound. The jade-white fingers that looked like works of art were stained red with blood. Mu Wenxing pulled out the knife and turned it into a playing card in his hand. He also stood on the opposite side of the protagonist group. The protagonist who was stabbed couldn't help but vomit blood, and veins appeared on his forehead with force. He stared at him and stood next to the villain: "Come back. Mu Wenxing. Come back!" Mu Wenxing, however, seemed as if he hadn't heard anything. He looked at the villain with bright eyes and admiration, and said as if he was taking credit: "Brother, I'm back." What! What? ! ! [Is my cat actually a member of the villain organization? [Is it true that the brother I was looking for so hard is the villain? It's definitely out of necessity. I silently imagined a hundred thousand words about my tragic childhood TT] [Who would have thought that it would give me, the villain chef, a bite?] * Food guide: 1. Periodic 1v1 2. To be added Intention: People grow and transform amidst changes





