[Pseudo-infinite-flow eerie cultivation x a harem of rivals vying for a beloved x universally despised protagonist]
Yun Heng, the only son of a top-tier wealthy family, had only ever suffered one hardship in his life: that cup of iced Americano.
Then on a whim, he bought an old mansion, picked up a little brat he couldn't tame, and discovered that the basement led straight to the world of cultivation.
Good news: He didn't die.
Bad news: He was treated as a cultivation vessel... served three masters... all of them men...
Just when he finally managed to escape, Shen Hanshuang, a ruthless sword cultivator and the greatest prodigy of the age, captured him and put him to work serving tea and water.
Yun Heng threw down the rag. "This young master has always had his clothes put on him and his meals brought to him. What kind of nonsense is this?"
The rumors in the cultivation world made his vision go black:
"This mortal has no shame. The flood dragon is lustful, and still he isn't satisfied? Now he's gone to seduce the Lord of Linchuan too!"
"That's not all. He kissed someone in front of over a thousand cultivators, and even went after a merfolk corpse."
"I heard he reeks of being marked by a merperson. He rushed at Shen Hanshuang in disheveled clothes and nearly forced himself on him in front of everyone..."
"Even a fox spirit reincarnate couldn't be as shameless! The Demon Emperor's son, the Dragon Ancestor reborn, and the eternal Buddha's chosen son have all fallen prey to him."
"What a blight! Does he even deserve to be human? I say strip him of his human status!"
"Strip him of his human status!!"
"Hey, fellow cultivator, want a picture book of him? The steamy edition! Only a hundred spirit stones..."
"You're robbing me, fellow cultivator? ...Give me five copies. Tonight I'll give him a thorough dressing-down!"
"It's our duty to eliminate evil and defend the Way. Ten copies for me!"
When Yun Heng learned he'd been stripped of his human status, he was speechless. Back in the modern world, men and women who chased after this young master lined up all the way to France! Was the cultivation world really so impressive? He turned and headed for the basement. To hell with the cultivation world!
But the overpowered hero grabbed him, locked him in the basement, and slapped down a marriage contract.
Yun Heng looked at the three striking characters in the "Husband" field:
Shen Hanshuang.
The kid he'd picked up before!
He stiffened all over and shoved the person on top of him away. "Shen Hanshuang?! You're Shen Hanshuang?! You're alive?! I treated you like my own little brother!! You bastard, you want to sleep with me?!"
Shen Hanshuang: "Mm."
"...And you still say 'mm'?!"
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Pick up a kid, get a husband; buy one, get N free.
Everyone's a show-off, and they all love putting on a front in front of their wife.
Various overpowered-hero tops x a straight, carefree, charismatic young master from a wealthy family as the beloved bottom
*Everyone is pure; lots of possessive affection for the bottom.
*The top is split into multiple incarnations, and he's quite the schemer, with several bodies.
Theme: The strong make themselves stronger
Write quickly, the greedy cat is starving to death.
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