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Hit by the script of destiny, Shang Yun, an overworked advertising-industry grunt, discovers that she has become her namesake in a cultivation novel: a doomed cannon-fodder supporting actress who forcibly meddles in the romance between the male and female leads.
To avoid a tragic fate, Shang Yun decides to stay away from the love-struck idiots and focus on running her sect.
It's enrollment season, and her sect leader father is locked in a fierce marketing war with rival sects: they sneak over at night to steal the neighboring mountain gate's stone lions, and scald the other side's lucky bamboo to death with boiling water...
Watching her sect teeter on the verge of collapse, Shang Yun decides to leave the mountain and give the simple-minded cultivation world a marketing shock.
She summons everyone in the sect for a meeting that night.
Her senior brother is a glutton who silently downs ten bowls of rice.
Shang Yun waves her hand and writes that he's an aloof beauty, the sole graduate of the Ruthless Dao, with an extremely strong libido and an unstoppable appetite for sex.
The cultivation world's people: Can you elaborate?!
Her second senior sister is obsessed with online dating and busy sending message butterflies to the new male cultivators she's met, so she can't spare a hand.
So Shang Yun writes that she's an expert in intelligence work, commands several intelligence networks, and is the secret mastermind behind an intelligence organization. She knows all kinds of cultivation-world secrets, such as how the Great Elder of the Immortal Alliance and a demon woman from the Devil Cult had a child named Mimi...
The cultivation world's crowd: I knew the ship I loved was real!
Her junior sister... is a chatterbox who talks to anyone, whether human or demon.
Shang Yun thinks for a moment, then writes that she was born with a spiritual body, can communicate with all things, and soothe restless hearts...
The cultivation world's crowd: Master, could you ask whether our spirit-pet baby likes Daddy or Mommy more!
That night, the three of them gather behind the mountain, wiping cold sweat from their brows. How does she know?!
Shang Yun has no idea.
But the essence of marketing is riding a trend. She looks at the wolfhound snoozing in the corner and excitedly starts writing...
This sect hides many an expert. Even its watchdog can fight the Demon Lord for two hundred rounds. The Demon Lord suffers a crushing defeat and leaves with his robes fluttering, three parts mockery in his eyes, four parts cold indifference, and two parts nonchalance: "Hmph, I'll remember you."
Three days later, flyers packed with the sect's secret stories sweep through the cultivation world. The sect's name becomes famous, and it also gains several mysterious investors.
Shang Yun lies flat on a newly replaced two-meter-wide bed, keeping her achievements to herself and preparing to start her laid-back life.
Until one rainy night, a man silently slips into her room.
He removes his veiled hat, revealing a pale but stunningly beautiful face, and says just two things: "I'm the Demon Lord."
"Our demonic fruit is not selling. Please help us."
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The love interest is the Demon Lord.
The blurb was first posted on 2026.7.15 and has been screenshotted for safekeeping.
Theme: Live life with determination.