When Something Strange Comes, I Choose to Fight It to the End

[The bug-addicted female protagonist × the wild and difficult-to-train male protagonist] On the day when she was working overtime and accidentally talked about strange rules, Xun Shian happened to be carrying a newly bought toilet peg in his hand. Others: Ah ah ah ah help! There is something wrong! ! She was happily squeezing the monster with a leather prong, when she suddenly spoke with the prong in her hand: "You're just a bastard, but you dare to be so presumptuous in front of me." Xun Shi'an lowered his head, and the leather prongs were shining, which was very evil. "Who are you?" "I am the ancient supreme being, and I have been sealed here for three thousand years. Ordinary human beings! Tremble! Kneel down! Be afraid! If you are willing to sign a contract with me -" "What are you signing?" "Contract! I give you supreme power, you help me——" "If you don't sign," Xun Shi'an said, "it won't stop me from continuing to use you." Zhuzi: "..." "You've been sealed in the peg, why can't you let me use it?" Zhuzi was silent for a moment, and his tone suddenly became extremely subtle: "... You are a very good at bugs." Xun Shi'an: "Thank you, I worked overtime." Later she discovered that this ghost place was full of bugs. The rules said you couldn't look back after a while, so she walked backwards. The rule says that the person in the mirror moves in the same way as you, and she makes a face in the mirror. The rules said that no deed could be signed, so she simply sucked it up with a leather pick. The senior sister in red was filled with resentment, and she was furious. The prong trembled violently in her hand: "She hasn't brushed her teeth in three hundred years!" The headless factory director chased her with a pipe wrench, and she hit her again. Zhuzi retched: "I hate the smell of engine oil!" One person and one prong, wherever they pass, the rules collapse. Until the copy orderer appears. The man was leaning at the end of the gray mist, with the collar of his uniform open, and a dangerous look in his eyes. He didn't look like a serious Orderer. He raised his eyelids lightly and said with his usual arrogance: "This weapon has the aura of the evil god and is dangerous. Replace it." Zhuzi was furious: "You stay away from me, I am very disgusted by the smell on you!" Xun Shi'an pressed the peg and said, "Don't get excited, you're going to peel off the paint again." Zhuzi: "..." Zhu Zi: "Did you hear what he just said about me being in danger?" Xun Shi'an: "I heard it." Zhuzi: "Then?" Xun Shi'an: "Then I got used to it and I won't change it." Zhuzi was silent for a moment, then the red light flashed, and his tone suddenly became extremely proud: "Zhong, do you hear that? She's used it so well that she won't change it, hehe." The man said nothing. The tall shadow lowered its hood, carrying a sense of oppression that could not be retreated. He slowly approached, like a lurking beast that was finally too lazy to stay under the skin of "Order". "Don't want to change?" He looked down at her, "I sealed it, it's not your turn to say 'no'." Xun Shi'an looked at him suspiciously: "Really?" The air was quiet for a moment. Xun Shi'an looked at him and then at the peg in his hand. "That's good." She pushed the peg in her hand forward, "Since you sealed it, you should be able to repair it, right? It keeps complaining that the paint is peeling off recently." Zhuzi: "I haven't lost any paint!!" The man looked at the leather prong that was suddenly thrust in front of him, and the veins on his forehead twitched slightly. He suddenly laughed, his smile was loose and perverse: "You want me to fix the toilet bowl?" Xun Shi'an: "What else? You are the original manufacturer, I will contact you for after-sales service." Reading guide: 1.1V1, SC, HE. The emotional lines are between the female protagonist and the male protagonist, and the prong is considered a "high-risk" mascot. 2. This is a private collection and I refuse to investigate further. 3. Pretend to be violent and robbed, but the male protagonist is always breaking defenses in literature. 4. The initial copy was published on August 6, 2026. It will be refined later and the core message remains unchanged. Intention: Three hundred and sixty lines, a top scholar in every line