Peace-Loving but Crazy About Dismantling Mechas

The author edits the text from time to time, so the number of words is just a little more. There are major discrepancies between the original version and the pirated version. The Jinjiang version shall prevail. Pre-receipt of the article "The weirdness is coming and I choose to stick to it". Please collect QAQ, the copy is at the bottom↓ Copywriting of this article: △Funny group portraits/Mecha League/Interstellar life/Monster fighting upgrades △Flower of the High Mountain·The heroine who became a sperm through a nuclear bomb×The arrogant and steady·The male protagonist who was reincarnated in a jealous vat ① Ji Zhanyue has practiced for thousands of years, but once failed to overcome the tribulation, he was struck by lightning and entered the interstellar era. Good news: No one is dead. Bad news: He is a criminal, penniless, has lost all his magic power, and is still semi-literate. He has been judged as an S-class suspect by the AI ​​system. AI system: It is recommended to capture where you are. Ji Zhanyue: How about you make another suggestion? She has no education and no money, but she has three things: strength, thousand-year-old consciousness, and hair that she treasures. Starship? Smashed. Mecha? Demolished. Dare to set her hair on fire? The ashes have been raised for you. ② After living in the wilderness, Ji Zhanyue picked up a man who was about to die. She originally wanted to go around it - nosy people die the fastest on the deserted planet. But he said: "Save me, I have money." Ji Zhanyue took her feet back: "How much?" Fifty thousand star coins, not a cent less. The man gritted his teeth: "... Okay." Later, he taught her how to operate a mecha and played black games with her. When she was about to break into the exile prison alone, he cursed "madman", but others followed her. On the day the prison was bombed, he stood in front of the explosion. Ji Zhanyue felt that this was probably called the attitude of repaying debt. But when she said "Liangqing", he pinched the badge and sneered: "You said Liangqing means Liangqing?" Later, he left without saying goodbye, leaving only a short knife and a note that read: Farewell for now, don't look for him. Ji Zhanyue tore up the note. Who the hell is looking for you? ③ On the first day of school, people from the First Federal Military Academy were looking for trouble. Ji Zhanyue kept the principle of keeping a low profile in mind and endured it. The other party got even more serious and mocked her in public for being illiterate. Ji Zhanyue took a deep breath and picked up the phone. The whole audience held their breath, waiting for her to deliver a speech with high emotional intelligence. She weighed the microphone and threw it suddenly - the microphone accurately hit the target 200 meters away. The whole audience: "???" Ji Zhanyue: "Peace-loving, don't mess with me." Everyone: "..." You love such a thing as peace. The live broadcast room exploded, the principal's office was bombarded by calls from all parties, and Ji Zhanyue was made into an emoticon package and successfully achieved electronic immortality. ④ The reunion was at the four-school league. Ji Zhanyue put the short knife under his Adam's apple and sneered: "Should I know you? Win the command?" Ying Baiyu said nothing. The way she looked at him was as cold as the day Huang Xing first met her - she stopped in front of the rubble, lowered her head and asked him, "Why?" This man didn't care about him at all. ⑤ On the league field, other colleges quickly discovered that the team of Desolate Star United College could be called "The Immortal's Team": A master C who can't get out of his way as soon as he hears "cheap" and extra money. A support who loves to interact with his pet snake A conductor who took the lead shouting "Friendship, bond," A mecha master whose mantra is "protecting the best armor in the world" There is also a fat blue jellyfish that will bulge itself into a ball when it is angry and slap people with its tentacles. In the post-match interview, the reporter asked Ji Zhanyue how he evaluated his team. Ji Zhanyue pondered for a moment: "When they gather, they are withered grass, and when they are scattered, they are lucky snails." Reporter: "?" Jiang Tu: "Where is the promised group soul?!" Lin Xiaogu: "Have we ever had that kind of thing?" Xu Zihan: "Our bond is unbreakable!" Reading guide: 1. Emotions: plot ≈ 3:7, double C, HE, relationship progress is slow, group portrait, male protagonist has low sense of presence 2. The female protagonist has the strongest force, and the male protagonist will be reincarnated in a jealous rage in the later stage (everyone will be jealous, including himself) 3. This is a private collection and I refuse to delve into it further. 4. "The Immortals are lined up like hemp" is a joke made by the author, not really a mistake (crying) 5. The author's first book definitely has a lot of shortcomings. He will work hard to improve it. Don't complain about it QAQ ♡The copy of the advance collection of "Strangeness Comes and I Choose to Fight to the End" is as follows. Please collect it and watch Pi Zhuzi's "Hot Dance" wink online~ (•͈˽•͈) △The bug-addicted female protagonist × the wild and difficult-to-train male protagonist On the day when he was working overtime and accidentally talked about the strange rules, Xun Shi'an happened to be carrying a newly bought toilet peg in his hand. Others: Ah ah ah ah help! There is something wrong! ! She was happily squeezing the monster with a leather prong, when she suddenly spoke with the prong in her hand: "You're just a bastard, but you dare to be so presumptuous in front of me." Xun Shi'an lowered his head, and the leather prongs were shining, which was very evil. "Who are you?" "I am the ancient supreme being, and I have been sealed here for three thousand years. Ordinary human beings! Tremble! Kneel down! Be afraid! If you are willing to sign a contract with me -" "What are you signing?" "Contract! I give you supreme power, you help me——" "If you don't sign," Xun Shi'an said, "it won't stop me from continuing to use you." Zhuzi: "..." "You've been sealed in the peg, why can't you let me use it?" Zhuzi was silent for a moment, and his tone suddenly became extremely subtle: "... You are a very good at bugs." Xun Shi'an: "Thank you, I worked overtime." Later she discovered that this ghost place was full of bugs. The rules said you couldn't look back after a while, so she walked backwards. The rule says that the person in the mirror moves in the same way as you, and she makes a face in the mirror. The rules said that no deed could be signed, so she simply sucked it up with a leather pick. The senior sister in red was filled with resentment, and she was furious. The prong trembled violently in her hand: "She hasn't brushed her teeth in three hundred years!" The headless factory manager chased her with a pipe wrench, and she hit her again. Zhuzi retched: "I hate the smell of engine oil!" One person and one prong, wherever they pass, the rules collapse. Until the copy orderer appears. The man was leaning at the end of the gray mist, with the collar of his uniform open, and a dangerous look in his eyes. He didn't look like a serious Orderer. He raised his eyelids lightly and said with his usual arrogance: "This weapon has the aura of the evil god and is dangerous. Replace it." Zhuzi was furious: "You stay away from me, I am very disgusted by the smell on you!" Xun Shi'an pressed the peg and said, "Don't get excited, you're going to peel off the paint again." Zhuzi: "..." Zhu Zi: "Did you hear what he just said about me being in danger?" Xun Shi'an: "I heard it." Zhuzi: "Then?" Xun Shi'an: "Then I got used to it and I won't change it." Zhuzi was silent for a moment, then the red light flashed, and his tone suddenly became extremely proud: "Zhong, do you hear that? She's used it so well that she won't change it, hehe." The man said nothing. The tall shadow lowered its hood, carrying a sense of oppression that could not be retreated. He slowly approached, like a lurking beast that was finally too lazy to stay under the skin of "Order". "Don't want to change?" He looked down at her, "I sealed it, it's not your turn to say 'no'." Xun Shi'an looked at him suspiciously: "Really?" The air was quiet for a moment. Xun Shi'an looked at him and then at the peg in his hand. "That's good." She pushed the peg in her hand forward, "Since you sealed it, you should be able to repair it, right? It keeps complaining that the paint is peeling off recently." Zhuzi: "I haven't lost any paint!!" The man looked at the leather prong that was suddenly thrust in front of him, and the veins on his forehead twitched slightly. He suddenly laughed, his smile was loose and perverse: "You want me to fix the toilet bowl?" Xun Shi'an: "What else? You are the original manufacturer, I will contact you for after-sales service." Reading guide: 1.1V1, SC, HE. The emotional lines are between the female protagonist and the male protagonist, and the prong is considered a "high-risk" mascot. 2. This is a private collection and I refuse to investigate further. 3. Pretend to be violent and robbed, but the male protagonist is always breaking defenses in literature. 4. The initial copy was published on August 6, 2026. It will be refined later and the core message remains unchanged. Intention: Stand without giving up, fail without getting discouraged