Weak and Helpless, or So I Pretend

Synopsis archived on 2026.4.29 Thanks to Rou Rou for making the cover w With his inheritance of the Vongola family coming up, the future Tenth Boss complained nonstop about the grueling daily training. Then one day, a stranger was unexpectedly added to his social media account. The other person's knack for livening up the mood rubbed off on him, and Sawada Tsunayoshi and the stranger became anonymous confidants online, chatting about anything and everything and venting to each other. They complained about their miserable school lives, their merciless Spartan teachers, and their overwhelming schoolwork, which left them with no time even to kill themselves. No. 27 Tuna: Oh my god, there really is someone else in this world as unlucky as me! Butter Potato Terminator: Oh my god, there really is someone even unluckier than me! A certain home tutor noticed that his student had been acting a little strangely lately. His phone use had shot up, and his daily air of doom and gloom had turned strangely giddy. Unsure whether the boy was becoming addicted to the internet or falling in love online, the home tutor simply tossed him into a joint project with Tokyo Jujutsu High to give his boundless energy an outlet. The two couldn't stand each other. One was a spoiled young master of a prominent family, and the other had to hold his nose and work with him each day to clear out rampaging cursed spirits. On the surface, they were friendly and harmonious coworkers. Behind the scenes, they both pulled out their phones to complain to their online chat partners about their awful coworkers. Until one day, both their identities were exposed... "You're the tuna who's about to inherit a seafood company and has become a little more capable after being put through hell for the past two years?!" Gojo Satoru pointed at the heaps of cursed spirit remains behind the other man in shock. "You're the weak and helpless butter potato who's being exploited by the higher-ups and only gets three hours of sleep a day?!" Sawada Tsunayoshi pointed at the heaps of cursed spirit remains behind the other man in shock. [Turns out my online chat partner is the mafia boss / head of the Gojo family] · Primarily Katekyo Hitman Reborn and Jujutsu Kaisen · Centered on No. 27 · My writing skills are limited, so expect various forms of OOC · Feel free to rate. No character bashing or bringing up unrelated CPs Theme: Be careful to protect your personal information when chatting online