[Jujutsu Kaisen] A Study of Gojo Clan Marriage Customs

[Revising the story. Updates will resume soon!]

An overworked office drone stumbles into the Jujutsu Society marriage market and becomes the ultimate test for every golden bachelor and eligible catch!

Blurb (yes, I finally came up with one):

The River God asked Zhisha: Did you drop this long-legged, white-haired big brother with a blindfold, this strong and laid-back kept man, this mysterious, seductive, carnivorous monk who steals hearts, or this haughty, arrogant, aristocratic maniac?

Zhisha asked: Grandpa, can I have them all?

Four men, four very different lives. Which one would you choose?

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An alternate universe with no brain curse. Nothing ever happened. Toji Fushiguro and Suguru Geto are both alive.

This story is all about grown men and women flirting back and forth, a Mary Sue romance, old-fashioned and twisted, dark and sleazy, lowbrow yet innocent.

Since everyone's alive, there will inevitably be some dumbed-down characters and convenient happy endings. I'll do my best to patch up any plot holes.

One-on-one pairing with Satoru Gojo as the male lead.

But Suguru Geto will butt in and say, "I'm here to join this family."

Toji Fushiguro will butt in too and say, "The white-haired guy stole my son, so give me his wife."

Naoya Zenin will also butt in and say, "I was here first. How did things end up like this?"

In short, the male lead really is Satoru Gojo, but the heroine's romantic life is a lot more complicated.

Also, because of the author's virginity complex, Gojo is a virgin in this story. Sorry, Gojo-sensei.

Written in third person.

Hope you enjoy it! It's completely ridiculous and hilarious, and the protagonist is a total pervert.

(I added the comedy tag, and I swear there is no angst.)

Theme: Be independent and self-reliant