Still playing around with the Warring States Four. This one feels like it could be longer, so here's a planned blurb.
Galo's what-if route: A Marriage Like a Spider's Web
Right after you transmigrate and arrive (?), the local human nobles capture you and throw you into a political marriage with the newly established Konoha ninja village.
You: EXM?
Are things really this wild around here? Aren't you worried I'll get mad and assassinate the person I'm supposed to marry?
Well, it turns out those nobles aren't worried at all, and you really can't beat those ninjas.
Tsk, for the sake of your future freedom, maybe you should put on an act for Konoha.
Galo's three-tenths drunk, and acts so well she makes you cry.
Galo likes white hair, and likes Hokushin, Heike's White Princess (the biwa from The Tale of the Heike), and the Sky: Children of the Light ladies. Any eye color is fine!
Your political marriage matches you with Tobirama. At your first meeting, you're bound up like a dumpling. Within a few days, you're calling Hashirama “big bro.” You even win over the Uchiha in no time.
You: Big bro, Brother Madara!
Hashirama/Madara: Galo is such a good little sister!
You work hard, calling Hashirama “big bro” as you elbow your way into the Hokage building to handle paperwork. Eventually, you simply take over some of the Hokage's actual authority.
With the pressure off, Hashirama is delighted. He's grinning all the time, bringing you snacks, building you a private residence, and assigning you a Hokage guard squad. (You: I'm no chancellor, I'm the regent!)
Hashirama even quietly advises Tobirama that if things really aren't working out, he should just get a divorce...
Your fiery temper, your readiness to argue with the whole world, and your insistence that you're the one who's right (and as it turns out, you are right) are exactly Madara's type. When you fall asleep from exhaustion while working overtime, he'll openly drape his coat over you in front of everyone, or just carry you home on his back.
Your most thunderous declaration is: “How about you arrange another political marriage for me, this time with an Uchiha?”
Oh, and you add an ANBU Tobirama to the Hokage guard squad. Tobirama in a tight undershirt is pretty hot, too. You really love that masked white-haired guy with the great physique who's always going “going” at you.
As everyone knows, you and Tobirama have divorce rumors cropping up every single day, hahaha.
Inspirational theme: Build a happy life through your own hard work.
