Hand-Held Sick Vest Experience Card

Dong Yunyao is bound to the vest system. System: [The vests are seriously ill and their time is running out. Your task is to act as these vests and collect regret points. Do you understand? ] Dong Yunyao: [Received, I don't understand. ] System: [Just understand... Huh? ? ] * A new person arrived at the port Mafia. The new person's complexion is always pale and he coughs three times every time he takes a step. The new recruits were hired in the morning and were thrown into the interrogation room in the afternoon because they angered the leader. Leader: [Do you want to die? ] The newlyweds lay down peacefully: [Please. ] Leader: […] The newcomer saw the cadre who had entered the water: "Stop jumping." ] Cadre: [Are you going to persuade me not to jump into the river like them? ] Newcomer: [No, you can't kill someone by dancing like this. ] Newcomer: [I'll give you a zebra crossing membership, and you can cross the road at red lights in the future. You're welcome. ] Cadre: […] The leader realized that the newcomer felt that he would not survive long, so he had no fear and had this mentality of breaking the pot. He immediately arranged for the best medical team to treat the newcomer. The next day, the doctor came to him with a bitter look on his face: [He is gone. ] The leader's heart skipped a beat. The doctor said: [This man left a note on the hospital bed, saying that he was not feeling well and was going home first! ! ] Leader: […] Later, leaders and cadres regretted it every day. I regret letting this newcomer stay in Mafia. It's so tortured! * The Armed Detective Agency received a resume. The person on the resume was seriously ill and his time was running out. Such a sick and weak person was not suitable for joining the detective agency, so the detective agency rejected him. The next day, the other party sent a message: "Since we can't be colleagues, we can only be enemies." ] [Hope to see you on the battlefield. ] Armed Detective Agency:? When performing the task, the newcomer stood up suddenly when facing the gangster, showing a smile that was three parts sarcastic, three parts cool, and four parts nonchalant: "Here comes someone." ] Everyone looked at him. Newcomer: [Give me a hand. ] There was insufficient energy and blood, and he was so violent that he couldn't see anything. The newcomer found that he lived an extra long time this time, so he asked the detective: "Master, do you know how long I can live?" ] Detective: [I don't know. ] Newcomer: [I can treat you to cake and snacks. ] The detective looked up. Newcomer: [The cake is in the cake shop and the snacks are in the snack shop. You just have to pay to get them. ] Detective:? Later, Armed Detective Agency regretted it. Regret letting the other person come on board. The Armed Detective Agency, who was speechless and speechless, thought: If this guy really goes to the enemy camp, maybe there will be miraculous results! * The system looked at the steadily rising regret value and was dumbfounded: [Original, was it originally solved this way? ] #Cp #Don't reason with the insane #After realizing that sooner or later I was going to die, I decided to create a career all over the world Purpose: Maintain a positive and optimistic attitude