How to Use a Waistcoat for a Reasonable Haircut

Ye Yueshen is bound to a knife system. As the name suggests, this is a system responsible for issuing knives, with the purpose of collecting the pain points of the audience. The system gave him a few vests and asked him to perform various bloody scripts in the world of animation. A series of misunderstandings include, but are not limited to, "Because they don't have a long mouth, other people realize that they have misunderstood the other party after death, and then regret it" and "Because they can't express themselves, they always subconsciously express their love with disgust, and the person who is recognized does not know the truth until they die." A series of misunderstandings are directed towards the bloody script. Ye Yueshen: I know this question! Don't worry about my acting skills! He went confidently—— Then soon, the system found that the pain value did not increase at all, but dropped rapidly. The system quickly queried the data, and came back with a confused look on its face: Huh? Why are these viewers saying how sweet and heart-warming it is? ? Ye Yueshen:...... Ye Yueshen felt guilty and looked away: Maybe their customs are different from ours... * A new member of the detective agency has arrived. He has white hair like snow and a bad personality. He has a bad attitude towards everyone and he acts recklessly because his father is the director of the Special Agents Division. Ye Yueshen: This character is not lovable, that's for sure! But the audience's evaluation of him is: [Victory for white hair control! I can eat this kind of kitten one at a time. ] [I declare that tsundere is the best! She hates everyone on the surface, but secretly helps others secretly. She thinks she is hiding well. The way she shows off her bluff after being caught is so cute. Please call a dozen of these tsundere! ] Ye Yueshen:? ? ? Wait a minute? What went wrong? * Mafia picked up a person in an abandoned laboratory. His red eyes were like flowing blood. He doesn't express his emotions, he treats people he admires with disgust, and those who express closeness to him will be driven away by sarcastic words. Ye Yueshen: With this character, no one can take the initiative to get scolded, right? Audience: [Please, it's this look, it's so cool. ] [I'm so cute. I want to express my love, but I always mock her subconsciously, and then secretly show that annoyed little expression. When I was alone and struggling, I didn't realize how cute I was! ] Ye Yue·Old Man Subway Mobile Phone·Shen:... Isn't this wrong? ? Damn it, this group of people seems to have some strange attributes. * The Heavenly Man and the Five Deceaseds used books to create a person, but did not set his character. He goes on strike all day long. He dislikes Sigma, who has the same origin as him, hates Fyodor, who has a similar personality to himself, and hates Gogol, who pursues freedom as much as he does—— He hated himself even more, and everything that was the same as him made him feel extremely irritated. Ye Yueshen changed his strategy: This time I want to kill myself! Audience: [I take a look at it every day after get off work, and my mood suddenly improves. ] [I thought I was going to start cutting, but who knew it would become more and more funny, and the reason behind the strike was scalding to the tenth degree! ] Ye Yueshen:………… * System: How did the task go? Ye Yueshen: Very good, the pain value has been brushed to a negative number. System:? ? ? #No cp, no horse loss #Contains forum body ——Column series—— "Establishment of Cultivation Association in Yokohama" Chu Jin was bound to the newcomer vest system. The system took out the vest and had high hopes: "Let everyone know about our cultivation world!" Get the shock value hard! ] Chu Jin looked at the vest in his hand, thoughtfully. * A group of guys claiming to be cultivators from the world of cultivation appeared out of thin air, along with a bunch of strange spiritual beasts and monsters. Among them, the [Cultivation Association] took the lead in taking action. * Sword repair·Ji Laizhi The young man with a high ponytail held a recruitment brochure and went to the high school to recruit people: "Friends, do you want to consider joining our association? The internal atmosphere of our association is harmonious, the tasks are easy and simple, and the president is very rich -" "The future is bright!!" Gojo Satoru stepped forward: "Really?" The young man vowed: "Of course, if I, Ji Laizhi, lie to others, I will be struck by lightning from the sky!" A month later, Gojo Satoru went to investigate the situation: "... The atmosphere is harmonious? The task is simple? Tell me, when do you plan to be struck by lightning." Ji Laizhi replied: "The next time I go through the tribulation." Gojo Satoru:? * Fuxiu·Everything is clear "Cultivation Association?" He put the talisman paper into his bag, held it with his fingertips and shook it gently, "I'm not familiar with it, I don't recognize it." The upright Fu cultivator raised his eyes and looked at Fyodor, "But someone has given me a commission to kill the president of the [Cultivation Association]. If you have information about him, you can tell me." "The reward is——" "I will take the new commission you issue." * As people from the cultivation world emerged one after another, major forces also paid attention to them. Countless undercover agents poured into the [Cultivation Association]. The relationship between that association and the cultivation world was intricate. It took three days for a small person to become a big person, and seven days for a big melon. The undercover agents were dazzled by what they saw. There are also a lot of discussions in the internal forums of the cultivation world: [Why are the newly joined people so sneaky all day long? ] [I saw someone entering the library the day before yesterday] [Fellow Taoists, there is a new melon! It's about the president! ] [I'm convinced, the president's melons are there every year, but he doesn't keep the truth every year] [Is our world of cultivation a pill? ] [Take jujube pills. ] The undercovers find what they need in the vast amount of information—— [Complete collection of past information of the president·True☆] * No one has seen the president of the [Cultivation Association] at the center of the topic. He is hidden behind the huge world of cultivation and is flipping the chessboard carelessly. Until disaster occurs, the mysterious president finally appears—— He was always there for everyone. But no one found him. Chu Jin rolled his eyes casually and raised his hand to greet them. Everyone: "...?!" Just kidding! The president of [Cultivation Association] turns out to be beside them! * The system watched with satisfaction as the shock value arrived. Until it accidentally glanced at the background and couldn't help but said in horror: "Why am I overloaded?" ! ] The system screams: [How many vests have you opened? ! ] Chu Jin blinked innocently: [Not much. ] [A mere thousand. ] * #No cp, no horse loss #There will be scenes of tearing off vests Intention: Setbacks are the threshold to success