[Naruto] This Isn't a Little Scroll

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Lord Yama, I told you, I'm supposed to go to Gintama, not Hokage! Seriously, not Hokage!

Lord Yama, don't think that just because you're the King of Hell, I wouldn't dare kick you!

What? Lord Yama, you're going to kick me? I gaze at you with sparkling eyes. Kick me over to Gintama! Send me to Gintama! I would be eternally grateful!!!

What? This is still Hokage?! Lord Yama, the sin of provoking me is a serious one. I've decided to wreck Hokage first, then go down to the underworld and kick you to death!!!

To put it plainly, this is the crackfic of a female Gintama fan who spends all day wanting to go to Gintama but gets kicked into Hokage by the King of Hell. She does everything she can to cosplay Kakashi Hatake as Sakata Gintoki, then proceeds to wreck the plot. Of course, you could also say the author who wrote this story has lost it. So this fic is seriously messed up, and the plot and all that is basically just smoke and clouds. Plot-sticklers, please don't get hung up on the plot or anything, because this story has no Hokage plot. Everything is a glorious mess and smoke and clouds!

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