After Mistakenly Sending a Milk Dragon to Crush, He Burst into Laughter

My secret surname is Gongsun. I like to call her "husband" and send her abstract videos. But one day, my hands were shaking and I mistakenly forwarded a video of a milk dragon laughing in the abstract to Jiang Che, whom I had a crush on for a long time. Me: [Milk Dragon laughing video. Link] Me: [Husband, but I feel very sacred] [Shy. Emoji] Crush: [? Crush: [Wife? Note: ①This article is very abstract and crazy. It is a crazy article in itself. It has no logic at all. The logic can be said to be very confusing. Please forgive me. ②The heroine and the hero are both 100% straight women and straight men. They slightly misunderstand each other's sexual orientation. The heroine almost misunderstands the male protagonist's sexual orientation. The male protagonist almost misunderstands the female protagonist's sexual orientation. If you don't like it, don't criticize. Intention: Study hard and make progress every day