[A smart and straightforward woman disguises herself as a man, the number one scholar vs. The son of the Guangfeng Jiyue family]
1.
Hee hee, I passed the exam;
No, hehe, he lost it, he is the top pick.
Wei Rongzhao said: She just wanted to be an official, so why did she become the number one scholar?
Especially, there was something missing between her legs.
This is a serious crime of deceiving the emperor!
What to do? Waiting online, very urgent...
From then on, Wei Rongzhao lived a life of tight vest and fear.
2.
Wei Rongzhao was the first number one scholar in the dynasty. Not only was he smart, he was also very good-looking.
The emperor was very pleased with this and said with a smile: "I want to marry the champion and the princess."
Wei Rongzhao was about to cry but had no tears: I am a woman, how can I marry a princess!
So, her mind suddenly flashed, she pinched her thigh, and said with sobs: "Your Majesty, I... I always miss my deceased wife in my heart, and I don't want to delay the princess's happiness!"
While she was crying, she was recalling the past with her late wife.
The emperor was so moved that he gave up his intention of granting the marriage.
After going to court, Xie Huaixuan sneered and said, "Xie has never heard that Mr. Wei had a deceased wife."
Wei Rongzhao retorted: "I didn't expect Lord Xie to be so interested in Wei's personal affairs. Could it be that Lord Xie has a crush on Wei?"
Xie Huaixuan:......
3.
One day, the two of them were walking side by side.
Wei Rongzhao was walking when he suddenly felt a heat in his lower back. He lowered his eyes and saw a dark red stain on the buttocks of his robe. He couldn't help but let out a thump in his heart - it was broken, Guishui came without any warning.
Xie Huaixuan has always been a germaphobe, and when he saw the dark red color on Wei Rongzhao's robe, he couldn't help but frown.
He was secretly trying to figure out what kind of injury this guy had caused, when the person next to him came over and spoke in a frivolous and deliberately offensive tone: "Hemorrhoids happen again, bleeding just broke out. This is an old problem, maybe you have it too. What are you making all the fuss about, Mr. Xie?"
Xie Huaixuan's usually cold face suddenly turned black, and he said in a deep voice: "Immediately find a place and change into clean clothes."
Before Wei Rongzhao walked away, he added without forgetting to beat him: "If Master Xie also has hemorrhoids, you don't have to hide it, you might as well tell Wei boldly. Wei will keep it secret for Master Xie!"
Xie Huaixuan:......
4.
Xie Huaixuan was born in the Xie family. This person was most brilliant and elegant.
Wei Rongzhao and Xie Huaixuan are notorious rivals. One is a commoner from a humble family, and the other is from a wealthy family.
Unexpectedly, one day after going to court, Xie Huaixuan blocked Wei Rongzhao in a corner, hysterical, and said in an aggrieved tone: "Wei Rongzhao, why do you never want to look at me? Do you still miss your late wife in your heart?"
Wei Rongzhao:? ? ?
People who eat melons: Mr. Xie is actually a cut sleeve! ! !
Tips:
①Double cleansing! Double clean! Double clean!
②HE! HE! HE!
③The heroine's waistcoat will explode later, but she will continue to be an official and will not give up her career!
④ Empty, not rigorous, don't be particular about it
⑤ Machiavellian tactics are a bit of a joke, don't take them seriously.
⑥A girl pretending to be a man, please squirt gently
⑦The age difference is two years
Intention: Continuous self-improvement